Bought a new watch!

[John Connor]

They don't make 'em like they used to!

You kids these days. With your fancy autowatzits and your refineries and your fancy electricity. Back in my day uncle Phil peddled a bike to generate 12 volts to power the one sole meager light bulb we had in our mud and straw house.

 

[Cappuccino]

you oldies and watches.. geez. I have my clock on my iPhone!

 

[Crono]

you oldies and watches.. geez. I have my clock on my iPhone!

 

[Cappuccino]

aww dats kute!

 

[JulesMaximus]

Needs a strap. This one should suit you.

 

[John Connor]

I don't like this pic because it suggestions the cat has an IQ above 30.

 

[John Connor]

Needs a strap. This one should suit you.

Your post suggests that you are a loser.


NSFW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXDSxgDUv-c

 

[JulesMaximus]

Needs a strap. This one should suit you.

Your post suggests that you are a loser.


NSFW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXDSxgDUv-c

U mad bro?

 

[John Connor]

I don't get mad at girls.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I don't get mad at girls.

Oh, I highly doubt that.

 

[John Connor]

Oh, I highly doubt that.

So you are indeed a girl.

 

[JulesMaximus]

So you are indeed a girl.

Would you like me to be a girl? Are you hitting on me? If you’re into that sort of thing it’s cool bro, just not my thing.

 

[John Connor]

Would you like me to be a girl? Are you hitting on me? If you’re into that sort of thing it’s cool bro, just not my thing.

What ever you say, Butch.

 

[JulesMaximus]

What ever you say, Butch.

I always thought of myself more as the Sundance Kid.

 

[MrSquished]

My second diver watch is coming today! On the truck for delivery woohoo!

 

[PottedMeat]

Needs a strap. This one should suit you.

 

[nakedfrog]

I don't like this pic because it suggestions the cat has an IQ above 30.

I like this post because it suggestions you think you're smarter than the average cat.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I like this post because it suggestions you think you're smarter than the average cat.

 

[zinfamous]

Still won't help you find your way out of the basement.

 

[lxskllr]

Still won't help you find your way out of the basement.

Bet it can. You can tell direction by looking at the shadow. He just needs a flashlight.

 

[ponyo]

Bet it can. You can tell direction by looking at the shadow. He just needs a flashlight.

I think he has a collection of fleshlights.