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Boston Area Job opportunity

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Mashed Potato

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I have also posted this in the Networking thread, but I figured it would get more views here. So here it is:


The company I work for (Boston area) is looking for a Director of Mobile Architecture to work with other groups of engineers to define requirements, prototype and impliment new mobile services for our companies world wide network.

Please PM me if you are interested and would like the full job description.
 
I have owned not one, not three, but TWO cell phones over the years, which I believe qualifies me as an expert in this field. I wrote my resume on a napkin, but I lost it, so I'll just say that I demand an annual salary of 4.2 million dollars and a 13 hour work week of my choosing. Oh, and I refuse to work with Jews. It's nothing racist, I just think they're untrustworthy.

PM me (include A/S/L).
 
I think one of the requirements is a minimum of 4.82 cell phones over 3.14 years. Sorry, but I don't think you would qualify. Re-write your resu-kin and send it my way...I'll be sure to wipe my ass with it. Please use permanent markers, I wouldn't want the ink to bleed.
 
Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
I have owned not one, not three, but TWO cell phones over the years, which I believe qualifies me as an expert in this field. I wrote my resume on a napkin, but I lost it, so I'll just say that I demand an annual salary of 4.2 million dollars and a 13 hour work week of my choosing. Oh, and I refuse to work with Jews. It's nothing racist, I just think they're untrustworthy.

PM me (include A/S/L).
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Originally posted by: Mashed Potato
I think one of the requirements is a minimum of 4.82 cell phones over 3.14 years. Sorry, but I don't think you would qualify.
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I've owned only 2 phones over the past Pi years, so I definitely fail.
 
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