Born with a messed up wang? Now there's hope!

[MongGrel]

http://www.bath-mate.com/

:whiste:

 

[WilliamM2]

Oh, and I know you're trying to passively aggressively insult me...haha...nice try, be a bigger man and be more direct next time.

It wasn't a passive aggressive insult, just a joke. Lighten up...

 

[Thebobo]

I want to be a penis tester

Also obligatory

Detachable Penis

 

[mammador]

It wasn't a passive aggressive insult, just a joke. Lighten up...

Hmm....

he cannot speak for himself? Is he a toddler and you're his daddy?

 

[MongGrel]

I want to be a penis tester

Also obligatory

Detachable Penis

 

[Paratus]

Would you need 4 balls with that?

I believe current research shows that two large ones outperform 4 smaller ones in all but the most demanding multi-tasking scenarios. Scenarios which basically never happen In real-life.


Edit: oops thought I was in mobile devices. What are we talking about?

 

[WilliamM2]

Hmm....

he cannot speak for himself? Is he a toddler and you're his daddy?

I did speak for myself, your reply was to my post.

So no sense of humor, and no reading comprehension either. Check.

 

[alkemyst]

Most of you should worry about finding a woman rather than worry about a non-used penis.

 

[Exterous]

Would you need 4 balls with that?

5 they don't scale equally

that's funny...plenty of women have said the direct opposite..

:hmm: wouldn't direct opposite mean you have a large vagina? Given your replies that makes sense as I'm guessing it's your time of the month

 

[AMCRambler]

Most of you should worry about finding a woman rather than worry about a non-used penis.

You're not getting it. They're growing dicks now, vaginas are next!

 

[mammador]

5 they don't scale equally



:hmm: wouldn't direct opposite mean you have a large vagina? Given your replies that makes sense as I'm guessing it's your time of the month

er...no...you were hostile to me....so as you're not somebody I need to care about..i'll be hostile back..

 

[AMCRambler]

Maybe they can grow Alky a heart, so he can love again. He's like the grinch of ATOT.

 

[BarkingGhostar]

This is an interesting topic... I have an average sized john... My gf complimented my size several times in comparison to her previous guys, but overall she doesn't care for size at all. It doesn't make her feel any better if I go further in. In fact, she likes it near the entrance... So go figure.

That's because she is either fictional or a lesbian. :biggrin:

 

[Exterous]

er...no...

I think it might be

so as you're not somebody I need to care about

Wait...hold on...I know I left my fucks around here somewhere. Well damn - it seems like I don't have any to give right now. Sorry

 

[mammador]

might be what? lololol...i like how you get a kick of reading strangers online...you know nothing about me, meh, I don't care...tell me why I must owe you my time?

 

[norseamd]

One penis. How about two?

Why not just ask god to reincarnate you as 4400 lbs of green muscle, teeth, and claws with 2 penises.

 

[alkemyst]

Maybe they can grow Alky a heart, so he can love again. He's like the grinch of ATOT.

Hardly, I just don't care for asshats.

I am an equal opportunity booty pleaser.

 

[Jaskalas]

You're not getting it. They're growing dicks now, vaginas are next!

Go !@#$ yourself has a whole new meaning! :'(

 

[Exterous]

I don't care

Someone who didn't care wouldn't respond. At least be honest with yourself

tell me why I must owe you my time?

Never said you did. If you don't owe me your time simply stop replying. Thats easy enough I would have thought you could have figured that out for yourself already

 

[T9D]

Women look at a big dong the same way guys look at big breasts.

Do you keep telling your girlfriends that her boobs should be bigger, or instead that you like them the way they are? Exactly. That's why girls tell you the same thing about your penis.

I can tell you from experience that when girls see a picture of a big dong or in person that their face lights up way more than just the average one. And they complement on it's large size very excitedly and repeatedly . If it was a photo you sent of a large one they pretty much from that point on want it in them.

I'm not saying a normal size is bad or anything or that it's a contest. But it's pretty much like guys and boobs. Yeah we like any boobs and will take what you got. But dang those big ones are awesome!

 

[bradly1101]

Women look at a big dong the same way guys look at big breasts.

Do you keep telling your girlfriends that her boobs should be bigger, or instead that you like them the way they are? Exactly. That's why girls tell you the same thing about your penis.

I can tell you from experience that when girls see a picture of a big dong or in person that their face lights up way more than just the average one. And they complement on it's large size very excitedly and repeatedly . If it was a photo you sent of a large one they pretty much from that point on want it in them.

I'm not saying a normal size is bad or anything or that it's a contest. But it's pretty much like guys and boobs. Yeah we like any boobs and will take what you got. But dang those big ones are awesome!

Selecting those attributes will genetically produce a super-race of the super-dicked and super-boobed. Unless they're fake of course.

 

[alkemyst]

Women look at a big dong the same way guys look at big breasts.

Do you keep telling your girlfriends that her boobs should be bigger, or instead that you like them the way they are? Exactly. That's why girls tell you the same thing about your penis.

I can tell you from experience that when girls see a picture of a big dong or in person that their face lights up way more than just the average one. And they complement on it's large size very excitedly and repeatedly . If it was a photo you sent of a large one they pretty much from that point on want it in them.

I'm not saying a normal size is bad or anything or that it's a contest. But it's pretty much like guys and boobs. Yeah we like any boobs and will take what you got. But dang those big ones are awesome!

no

 

[Ruptga]

no

Yes. Science says yes. You should have thought of that before doing steroids.

 

[Bateluer]

2 pages in, and nobody brings up Idiocracy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icmRCixQrx8

 

[mammador]

Someone who didn't care wouldn't respond. At least be honest with yourself



Never said you did. If you don't owe me your time simply stop replying. Thats easy enough I would have thought you could have figured that out for yourself already

erm...i simply didn't care about your point.