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Born with a messed up wang? Now there's hope!

OK...I think men should learn to suck it up, the world isn't a fair place..and size is an issue invented by the pop culture media.
 
no....just a person online who thinks self-acceptance is good for mental and emotional wellbeing. And that the media distorts/encourages unhealthy and abnormal value systems and that size is a cultural and not base human issue...

I'd challenge you to find/cite any mental health professional who says different....

Oh, and I know you're trying to passively aggressively insult me...haha...nice try, be a bigger man and be more direct next time.
 
mammador said:
no....just a person online who thinks self-acceptance is good for mental and emotional wellbeing. And that the media distorts/encourages unhealthy and abnormal value systems and that size is a cultural and not base human issue...

I'd challenge you to find/cite any mental health professional who says different....

Oh, and I know you're trying to passively aggressively insult me...haha...nice try, be a bigger man and be more direct next time.
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You have a small dick.




:awe:
 
mammador said:
no....just a person online who thinks self-acceptance is good for mental and emotional wellbeing. And that the media distorts/encourages unhealthy and abnormal value systems and that size is a cultural and not base human issue...

I'd challenge you to find/cite any mental health professional who says different....

Oh, and I know you're trying to passively aggressively insult me...haha...nice try, be a bigger man and be more direct next time.
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Given the tone and content of your post, I'm guessing he already is. :awe:
 
I'm not sure it's so much the media that has made size an issue. I think men themselves have this irrational theory that their manliness somehow correlates with the size of the organ that makes them a man.

That being said, I can see a small willy not being as satisfying a pleasure tool of a female recipient. So thank goodness science and the New Zealanders have stepped in to grow bigger dicks for us. If George Carlin' s "bigger dick foreign policy" theory is true, these sumbitches may have just solved world peace! Nobel Prize coming your way!

George Carlin for those of you too young to remember him. NSFW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CghWWWXSUUU
 
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I presume you must have some Asperger's or something...it's actually comical, since all I said was that self-acceptance is key and buying a big dick.....but then I presume you read into things too much, meh, I don't care...
 
mammador said:
I presume you must have some Asperger's or something...it's actually comical, since all I said was that self-acceptance is key and buying a big dick.....but then I presume you read into things too much, meh, I don't care...
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Nope just waiting for you to start sending dick pics to prove your manliness ala my earlier point. Stop responding to the ribbing. Makes you seem insecure about your junk despite claims to the contrary. Remember for all we know you've hauling a meatloaf around down there.

Hehe and now I can never eat meatloaf again.
 
haha....actually, no. I'm not emotionally invested into this discussion. I was making a valid point, but meh, it seems you all don't get conversational/interpersonal skills.... I don't care of your opinions on size, meh, not bothered.
 
This is an interesting topic... I have an average sized john... My gf complimented my size several times in comparison to her previous guys, but overall she doesn't care for size at all. It doesn't make her feel any better if I go further in. In fact, she likes it near the entrance... So go figure.

Sure, we can argue all day that once a certain girl tries a bigger sausage, she'll finally know what she's been missing. But all my g/f's were perfectly satisfied with my average shlong and some were actually feeling pain or discomfort when I went deep. I cant imagine them enjoying sex if someone went deeper.


I think this discovery is much more important for those with deformed, sick or otherwise damaged dongs. For example, there was a Russian movie I saw about the guy working as border patrol guard. He captured a truck full of drugs trying to cross the border. Those guys went to jail and drugs were seized.

So the bad guys got back at him. They caught him, brought him to the top of a cliff, cut off his mandingo, and threw him down in a river to die.

He survived. Swam back to shore and passed out. The vultures ate away at his legs before he woke up. He crawled back to town, to his beautiful wife at home who he could never make love to again. Wife didn't leave him. She cared for him and worked, while he went around town in a wheelchair begging for money for many years...


Long story short, eventually, in China, the doctors performed an experimental surgery where they transplanted a new(err.. used?) Mr. Happy to this guy. The doc did a miracle, and the guy was actually able to have kids with his wife and live happily ever after!

The crazy part is that this is a true story, with some exaggeration of course. There was actually a soldier in Russia who had all this happen to him.
 
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xaeniac said:
Mammador is the only one making any valid points.
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Said nobody not tripping balls, ever.

Science marches on. Not too long ago it was a lab-grown vagina. One of these days they'll be able to do more complex organs like intestines, fingers, kidneys, even eyes.
 
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