Bored. Wanna try fapping.

[schneiderguy]

(srs thread, not a parody)

I've never fapped before. Can ATOT post some good fap material? no homo

Since this is serious, I'll move it to L&R.

 

[spidey07]

So you're not ready for both hands then? Just start with your dominant single hand. Then you can switch to the other. Then after many years of training you can use both hands for the ultimate fap.

 

[xanis]

My personal favorite is "The Stranger". Definitely a good method for the adventurous yet inexperienced fap amateur.

 

[Tim]

Step 1: Gather fapping materials.
Step 2: Lube hand.
Step 3: Grip your Penis firmly.
Step 4: Glide your hand up and down the shaft.
Step 5: wait...
Step 6: Euphoric expulsion into your hand.
Step 7: Rinse.
Step 8: Repeat.

 

[Jeff7]

So you're not ready for both hands then? Just start with your dominant single hand. Then you can switch to the other. Then after many years of training you can use both hands for the ultimate fap.

And this can give balance - that way you won't end up with only one freakishly large arm.

 

[xanis]

Step 1: Gather fapping materials.
Step 2: Lube hand.
Step 3: Grip your Penis firmly.
Step 4: Glide your hand up and down the shaft.
Step 5: wait...
Step 6: Euphoric expulsion into your hand.
Step 7: Rinse.
Step 8: Repeat.

+1 points for vivid detail

 

[Lamont Burns]

I can't fap with my dominant hand.

 

[schneiderguy]

My personal favorite is "The Stranger". Definitely a good method for the adventurous yet inexperienced fap amateur.

'The Stranger' is a masturbation technique which the user commences by sitting on their hands until they go numb and as a result cannot feel through their hands when they masturbate.

Interesting :awe:

Can people post pictures of hawt girls so I can get going? Now that I understand the technique.

 

[40Hands]

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Start with these and work your way up to jpgs.

 

[darkxshade]

this thread is going coming places

 

[LtPage1]

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Start with these and work your way up to jpgs.

Slow down there, big boy. I recommend the Stud thread in L&R, for you.

 

[Regs]

Ok...which one is the real bored threat?

 

[schneiderguy]

Ok...which one is the real bored threat?

This one, all of the others are poor imitations.