Borat's Guide to America

[phatj]

Any of you guys ever see Borat's guide to America shows? This guy is so freaking hilarious

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Do you mind if I smell you so I can know your spirit?

 

[MichaelD]

Sounds freakin' awesome. A freakin' link so we could experience his freakin' awesomeness would be freakin' nice.

 

[yobarman]

Yes... My wife... she is uh.... very bearlike!

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Sounds freakin' awesome. A freakin' link so we could experience his freakin' awesomeness would be freakin' nice.

Freakin' A right!

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: yobarman
Yes... My wife... she is uh.... very bearlike!

:Q Um. Sorry? She's tall, hairy, hunchback and has big claws?

 

[Zanix]

Link?

 

[Soccer55]

Originally posted by: Zanix
Link?

The Unofficial Borat Homepage: http://www.boratonline.co.uk/

-Tom

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

Borat is brilliant. I think he's the funniest of the characters on Da Ali G Show.

 

[phatj]

ehh Last night, I had ehh sex. IT WAS GOOOOD, YES! HIGH FIVE!

 

[phatj]

my sister, she is a prostitute. she come to the U S and A. She like to make money, HIGH FIVE!

 

[Rob9874]

My wife. She is dead.

 

[Turkish]

Safe for work?

 

[ABitTooSpicy]

My mother.... she neva loved me....

She say... sometime... I wish I was ehhhh..... Rapped.... by another man....

 

[KEV1N]

I, euhh, work with the goat... help make.. sexy time explosion

 

[new2AMD]

Originally posted by: ABitTooSpicy
My mother.... she neva loved me....

She say... sometime... I wish I was ehhhh..... Rapped.... by another man....

I lost it when he said that.


"ehh if you cheat, I will ehhh crush you!!!"

 

[new2AMD]

Originally posted by: phatj
my sister, she is a prostitute. she come to the U S and A. She like to make money, HIGH FIVE!

My sister was voted #1 ehh sex in mouth

 

[maziwanka]

hahahahaha. i keep imagining him saying these lines. its so good. hahahahaha

i wanna watch it now.

 

[phatj]

my wife.. she is booooring! it is like... ehh doing it with my sister....