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MasonLuke

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Do you just have one? the problem with one is that they get attached. usually they slowly want more, something you cant give them.

2 is good. you can split them between tuesdays and thursdays. obviously the weekends are off limits.

3 is fun, but it will wear you not. you can do 3 for probably a month or two, then you will probably cut one loose.

How many bootycalls do you have right now?



 
MichaelD

MichaelD

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Ah, the days of my youth. They were called "Booty Calls" 15 years ago, too. :D

Believe it or not, booty calls get had after awhile. Sooner or later, Slut Number 43 gets boring. Rubbers get boring. Having to leave at 4:30AM gets boring. Having her "stop what she's doing" to grab the cell b/c it's her husband calling to check on her, gets boring.

Sooner or later, maybe you'll start catching feelings too. It's not just women that happens to, you know. ;) And then one time, when she picks up her cell phone (or doesn't!) and gives you some lame-o excuse as to why you shouldn't come over, you'll say "This sucks ass!" and then the party is over.

But, it sure is fun while it lasts. Enjoy! :beer:
 
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thegimp03

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I was juggling 3 at this time last year. Dropped 2 after a few months (but am still friends with them) and kept one...

More than 2 does start to wear on you, depending on the girl. The more independent she is, the more relaxed you are. If she only wants it once a week, that's easy. But if she is needy, it'll never work. In the end, it all comes down to holidays. They all will want to do something with you on a holiday and you're caught in the middle trying to decide. That happened last St. Patrick's Day. :p
 
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Rudee

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Back when I was in my 20's I convinced a girl to drop by my apartment for a booty call at 2:00 in the morning. She had previously been drinking and was pulled over in a Check Stop and charged with a DUI while driving over to my place. She demanded that I pay for her legal fees to get her charges reduced. I basically ignored her after that. Feel kind of bad about that one.
 
MichaelD

MichaelD

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Originally posted by: Rudee
Back when I was in my 20's I convinced a girl to drop by my apartment for a booty call at 2:00 in the morning. She had previously been drinking and was pulled over in a Check Stop and charged with a DUI while driving over to my place. She demanded that I pay for her legal fees to get her charges reduced. I basically ignored her after that. Feel kind of bad about that one.
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LMAO! Now that is what booty calls used to be all about; stumbling over to some girl's place after the club closed. When she calls at 3:00 and says "Hey, what's going on?" she doesn't want to talk about the status of world peace. She wants a piece. "Hey baby...why aren't you in my bed and naked yet?"<--your proper response
 
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Clinth

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4 right now but thats got to stop, Have to decide which 2 to cut loose. Maybe that should be a thread...hmmm

MichaelD- it not just for the youth.... if you every g*d for bid get the big D it amazing how easy it is to fall right back in the routine/trouble (8yrs of marragie now right back at it(when my kids are with the X))

Clinth
 
SonnyDaze

SonnyDaze

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Originally posted by: pontifex
lol, this thread will be good. let the BSing begin.
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Okay. Well there's the wife (1) .
And than her sister (2).
Her sister's roommate (3).
Her sister's roommate's daughter (4).
Her sister's roommate's daughter's friend (5).
Her sister's roommate's daughter's friend's neighbor (6).
Her sister's roommate's daughter's friend's neighbor's bi-sexual lesbian lover (7).
Than there's my neighbor [on the left] (8).
My neighbor's [on the left] sister [she's a dancer and HAWT] (9).
The neighbor's sister's friend [she's a dancer too!!] (10).
This could go on all night....:)

 
ultimatebob

ultimatebob

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Originally posted by: pontifex
lol, this thread will be good. let the BSing begin.
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Come on man... You're telling us that you're still not getting any side action right now? :)

Hell, even I've been used by a woman for sex in the past... and I'm probably one of the most anti-social ATOT'ers around here.
 
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