Booty battle: JLo vs Shakira (poll inside)

[Adul]

you guys should have seen it coming hahahaha!!

 

[MustangSVT]

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<< neither of those two pretenders can come close to this dreamboat. >>


YOU sir, are a bastard. >>




..... how does she do anything in her life?... i feel sorry for her..

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

<< Neither, I'm ghey >>

JLO IS FUGLY!!

no pics of the other chick in the first few posts? Oh well. I'm too lazy to look around the net to find out.

Nik

 

[y2kc]

Shakira is more talented than Lopez in all ways...that includes "da booty"

 

[bigbootydaddy]

you cant have a booty battle without my permission

i have now blessed this thread.

booty

 

[TheBlondOne]

If you don't show Shakira's butt how are we supposed to vote???

Anyway, I'm all about JLo.

--Sarah

 

[b0mbrman]

neither of those two pretenders can come close to this dreamboat.

Man...I saw the filename in the status bar...I knew someone was bound to bring out a fatty in all this of booty...and I *still* clicked on it.

I voted for Shakira but pictures don't do her justice. You have to see her in motion to truly appreciate her

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

<< neither of those two pretenders can come close to this dreamboat.

Man...I saw the filename in the status bar...I knew someone was bound to bring out a fatty in all this of booty...and I *still* clicked on it.

I voted for Shakira but pictures don't do her justice. You have to see her in motion to truly appreciate her >>


She's a Goddess. Wow, very nice movies. Quite mesmerizing. :Q

 

[b0mbrman]

Truly Also, for some reason, the video in Spanish is sexier...

Don't know why exactly; it just is

 

[bootymac]

they oughta have a butt war when they start bashing on eachother with their asses!

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

<< Truly Also, for some reason, the video in Spanish is sexier...

Don't know why exactly; it just is >>


I love you.

Edit: That song is strangely catchy. I can't stop listening to it.

 

[BigFatCow]

<< They both have great assets, but Shakira knows how to shake hers.

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i agree

 

[Masas]

anybody think shakira kinda looks like beyonce (the middle one, ALWAYS) from Destiny's Child...?
maybe it's me, or maybe it's just some pics that she does...

kinda blurry
Older pic

 

[b0mbrman]

Word.

I've got most of her videos on file. There's really only one other one worth seeing - Ojos As&iacute;. Everything before that, she was too young and with too much baby fat...

Also, this is the first video she's ever done as a blonde

<== on the way to becoming obsessed

 

[b0mbrman]

oh wait...not counting pepsi commercials

 

[ItsStillUS]

but Shakira has "Breasts that are humble, so you won't confuse them with mountains"

 

[Flat]

<< JLo Booty.jpg


Too much booty for me, I vote for Shakira although I think JLo's music is better. Does that even matter? >>



Oh thats nasty. Me prefer skinny white gurls

 

[Sepen]

<< neither of those two pretenders can come close to this dreamboat. >>



OMG. I once had a link to a pic that just showed the tops of a womans boobs, mind you not even any nipples..and the link was removed. Gawd, after showing that poor thing..you gonna be on vacation. Hahahahahahha

 

[b0mbrman]

Great...this discussion again...Her songs are really deep and poetic when in Spanish. When bastardized into English (by Gloria Estefan no less) the words sound really out of place because new, rhyming words have to be inserted.

Remember those Japanese orange sodas that say things like "Drink this and you will be omnipotent from heaven. You will be drunk with excitement, your enemies will be drunk with rage"

It's the same principle...trust me, if you spoke even a medium amount of Spanish, you'd see her original lyrics are *way* deep

 

[HamSupLo]

i like the lyric, "Breasts that are humble, so you won't confuse them with mountains". It sounds cute coming from Shakira.

 

[Forever42]

OMG, you guys are actually lusting after women with NORMAL BODIES!! I never thought this day would come!

hehe

 

[b0mbrman]

It's actually very poetic. There's a terrain features play on words throughout the song:

Suerte que en el sur hayas nacido - It's lucky you were born in the south yet we mock the distance between us
y que burlemos las distancias
Suerte que es haberte conocido - I'm lucky to have known you and for you I'll love the strange lands (I must cross to be with you)
y por ti amar tierras extra&ntilde;as
Yo puedo escalar los Andes s&oacute;lo - I would cross the Andes alone just to count your moles (substitute freckles if you want it to make sense to non-Brown skin folk )
por ir a contar tus lunares -
Contigo celebro y sufro todo - Together, we'll celebrate and suffer. (I give you) my blessings and my faults
mis alegr&iacute;as y mis males

lero lo le lo le
lero lo le lo le
y sabes que estoy a tus pies - You know that I'm at your feet

Contigo, mi vida - My life with you
quiero vivir la vida - I want to live my life
y lo que me queda de vida - And what remains of my life
quiero vivir contigo - I want to live with you
Contigo, mi vida
quiero vivir la vida
y lo que me queda de vida
quiero vivir contigo

Suerte que es tener labios sinceros - It's lucky that my lips are sincere so I can kiss you with more desire
para besarte con m&aacute;s ganas
Suerte que mis pechos sean peque&ntilde;os - It's lucky that my breasts are small, so we won't be slowed by them, as withmountains (see how it fits as a metaphor? Land keeps them apart. Here, her breasts are small so they don't act as an obstacle)
y nos los confundas con monta&ntilde;as
Suerte que hered&eacute; las piernas firmes - It's lucky that I was born with strong legs to run if a day passes (without you)
para correr si un d&iacute;a hace falta
Y estos tus ojos que me dicen - And your eyes tell me not to cry when you leave
que no llorar cuando te vayas

lero lo le lo le
lero lo le lo le
y sabes que estoy a tus pies

Contigo, mi vida
quiero vivir la vida
y lo que me queda de vida
quiero vivir contigo
Contigo, mi vida
quiero vivir la vida
y lo que me queda de vida
quiero vivir contigo

lero lo le lo le
lero lo le lo le
Sabes que hoy estoy a tus pies
lero lo le lo le lo la
y la felicidad tiene tu nombre y tu piel

Contigo, mi vida
quiero vivir la vida
y lo que me queda de vida
quiero vivir contigo
Ya sabes, mi vida
estoy hasta el cuello por ti
si sientes algo as&iacute;
quiero que te quedes junto a mi

Contigo, mi vida
quiero vivir la vida
y lo que me queda de vida
quiero vivir contigo
Ya sabes, mi vida - You already know that my life
estoy hasta el cuello por ti - I'm up to my neck in love for you
si sientes algo as&iacute; - If you feel the same, I'd like if you could stay with me
quiero que te quedes junto a mi

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

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lero lo le lo le
lero lo le lo le
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Seeing her tongue flick when singing this part... Oh. My. God. :Q