Boogie Down!

[Perknose]

Theresa May! What else can be said of this sinuous emblem of feminine dancing grace? Her day job as the Prime Minister of Great Britain notwithstanding, I see a second career in the offing.

Awestruck, you may be asking yourself, "Self, how does this paragon of trans-continental cavorting keep her chops honed?" Why, the same way you get to Carnegie Hall . . . practice, practice, practice!

The Guardian described her effort just above as "An impression of a wobbly fridge," and the magnificence of what she did in the first vid as "A cross between a standing-up front crawl [swim stroke] and a desperate attempt to hail a cab."

Now, folks, tell me true . . . who among us wouldn't want to see an extended vid of The Idiot Orange One attempting to get down?

 

[WelshBloke]

She is by far the most graceless, uncoordinated, gangly collection of bones I have ever seen!

Also really, really weird dress sense.

The odd thing is none of the above matter in politics it's just that she seems to put an excessive amount of effort into looking and behaving like that!

 

[WelshBloke]

Now, folks, tell me true . . . who among us wouldn't want to see an extended vid of The Idiot Orange One attempting to get down?

Please God no!

 

[imported_tajmahal]

Here's your Barack Obama dancing clip. Get your jerk off cloth handy.

Former President Obama showed off his dance moves with his 96-year-old step-grandmother in Kenya on Monday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoqG4t03u6g

 

[brycejones]

Here's your Barack Obama dancing clip. Get your jerk off cloth handy.

Former President Obama showed off his dance moves with his 96-year-old step-grandmother in Kenya on Monday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoqG4t03u6g

Shocked you didn't go with your usual cankle fantasy. Instead you're back to the black man. Is it possible for you to ever to stick to the thread subject without whining about people who are no longer in office?

 

[WelshBloke]

Here's your Barack Obama dancing clip. Get your jerk off cloth handy.

Former President Obama showed off his dance moves with his 96-year-old step-grandmother in Kenya on Monday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoqG4t03u6g

That was pretty heart warming really! Ms May was just cringy.

Hold on, he was your President Obama as well wasn't he. Or are you not American?

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Let's judge politicians based on one's ability to dance in relation to country friendships

Way to be a judgmental asshole just like every liberal. Condemn such when it's on your side (such as saying racial slurs) but when it's on the other side they will be the first ones to yell them.

I expect no less from Perk.

That was pretty heart warming really! Ms May was just cringy.

Hold on, he was your President Obama as well wasn't he. Or are you not American?

Both look like old people dancing... never moving the legs much and snapping your fingers left and right.

 

[WelshBloke]

Let's judge politicians based on one's ability to dance in relation to country friendships

Way to be a judgmental asshole just like every liberal. Condemn such when it's on your side (such as saying racial slurs) but when it's on the other side they will be the first ones to yell them.

I expect no less from Perk.

TBH it was the entire media (left and right) that was WTFing frantically about this. If anything it was some of the left wing press that was more understanding.

The general consensus was "Why Teresa?! Why the fuck are you doing that?"

 

[Victorian Gray]

She is by far the most graceless, uncoordinated, gangly collection of bones I have ever seen!

Also really, really weird dress sense.

The odd thing is none of the above matter in politics it's just that she seems to put an excessive amount of effort into looking and behaving like that!

The bolded, YES!

 

[Sunburn74]

On some level though all dances to me are stupid and a total waste of time and energy. She's just trying to be personable. I don't see any major problem with it.

 

[WelshBloke]

On some level though all dances to me are stupid and a total waste of time and energy. She's just trying to be personable. I don't see any major problem with it.

I dont think that anyone's suggesting she's unfit for the job because she can't dance and she dresses funny. I mean there's a load of legitimate reasons to give about that, this is just WTF interesting.

 

[Lanyap]

I didn’t know the British knew how to boogie.

 

[WelshBloke]

I didn’t know the British knew how to boogie.

Well Ms May is obviously doing her best to live up to your expectations!