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gourmettea

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Ahhhhhhh....stuck in the office....almost everyone else has left for the long weekend....most of my customers are not in today either........I'm taking Tues. off so I can't really leave early today...........
JUST WANTED TO SHARE MY PAIN.................N E other suckas stuck in the office?
 
im stuck at school, neffing. it's great. then i get to go see a movie.

if you're stuck in office and you leave, won't no one notice?
 
Getting paid to surf ATOT aint all that bad.

I actually enjoy working when almost everyone else is on vacation. It's generally peaceful.
 
Originally posted by: neutralizer
im stuck at school, neffing. it's great. then i get to go see a movie.

if you're stuck in office and you leave, won't no one notice?
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I take it you haven't taken Ethics yet. 😉
 
We're all stuck here 'til 5 p.m. but that's fine by me because earlier this morning the big boss announced instead of having only half a day off on Memorial Day like we usually do, we can get that whole day off. 😀
Needless to say we're all overjoyed at getting a three day weeekend.
 
Originally posted by: Strangone
Originally posted by: neutralizer
im stuck at school, neffing. it's great. then i get to go see a movie.

if you're stuck in office and you leave, won't no one notice?
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I take it you haven't taken Ethics yet. 😉
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hahahah......well it's not no one will notice...it's WHO (the boss and my timecard) will notice.....

Trust me if my boss bones out.......I GOTTA BIG CYA that i'm waiting to bust out...

however...the boss is right next door ....with the hawkeye...so i'm scrolling between a BS spreadsheet and ATOT...to look busy.....lame
 
Originally posted by: rh71
Originally posted by: pyonir
I'm here for 2.5 more hours. It's like Chinese water torture.
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What the hell is that ?
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Normally they tie your arse up and drip water on your forehead til you go insane or your forhead eventually caves in.....however we figured to do a Chinese water torture on White people all we have to do is make them drink a bowl of Chicken Feet/ pig intestine soup...hahhaha...j/k
 
Originally posted by: gourmettea
Originally posted by: rh71
Originally posted by: pyonir
I'm here for 2.5 more hours. It's like Chinese water torture.
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What the hell is that ?
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Normally they tie your arse up and drip water on your forehead til you go insane or your forhead eventually caves in.....however we figured to do a Chinese water torture on White people all we have to do is make them drink a bowl of Chicken Feet/ pig intestine soup...hahhaha...j/k
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I'd give up the info!
 
Originally posted by: gourmettea
Originally posted by: rh71
Originally posted by: pyonir
I'm here for 2.5 more hours. It's like Chinese water torture.
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What the hell is that ?
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Normally they tie your arse up and drip water on your forehead til you go insane or your forhead eventually caves in.....however we figured to do a Chinese water torture on White people all we have to do is make them drink a bowl of Chicken Feet/ pig intestine soup...hahhaha...j/k
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how can ur head cave in from water?? are we talkin bout sh!tload of water here??
 
no it's a drop of water every few seconds for a period of years and years......like water wearing down a rock....actually there's been documented stories in the past where they chop off your arms and legs...stuff you in a big ass vase then they induce the h20 torture....

One very powerful empress did it to a concubine that was getting too much attention fromthe emperor...
no arms no legs..only head sticking out of the vase...you poop and pee in there also....
 
Originally posted by: gourmettea
no it's a drop of water every few seconds for a period of years and years......like water wearing down a rock....actually there's been documented stories in the past where they chop off your arms and legs...stuff you in a big ass vase then they induce the h20 torture....

One very powerful empress did it to a concubine that was getting too much attention fromthe emperor...
no arms no legs..only head sticking out of the vase...you poop and pee in there also....
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so they still feed you?
 
Originally posted by: z0mb13
Originally posted by: gourmettea
no it's a drop of water every few seconds for a period of years and years......like water wearing down a rock....actually there's been documented stories in the past where they chop off your arms and legs...stuff you in a big ass vase then they induce the h20 torture....

One very powerful empress did it to a concubine that was getting too much attention fromthe emperor...
no arms no legs..only head sticking out of the vase...you poop and pee in there also....
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so they still feed you?
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yup....just to keep you alive...there are things worse than death......but the story i saw about this formentioned concubine...she couldn't take it and bit off her own tongue and bleed to death after a couple of years.......
 
Originally posted by: gourmettea
Originally posted by: z0mb13
Originally posted by: gourmettea
no it's a drop of water every few seconds for a period of years and years......like water wearing down a rock....actually there's been documented stories in the past where they chop off your arms and legs...stuff you in a big ass vase then they induce the h20 torture....

One very powerful empress did it to a concubine that was getting too much attention fromthe emperor...
no arms no legs..only head sticking out of the vase...you poop and pee in there also....
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so they still feed you?
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yup....just to keep you alive...there are things worse than death......but the story i saw about this formentioned concubine...she couldn't take it and bit off her own tongue and bleed to death after a couple of years.......
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wow is that a true story??? man that is prolly the worst way to die

hey if they chop ur hands and legs off, dont you die from blood loss anyways?
 
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http://www.straightdope.com/columns/010112.html

the first known use of the term was Harry Houdini's "Chinese Water Torture Cell," a stunt introduced circa 1903 in which Houdini was lowered into a tank of water upside down and had to come out alive. Popik says the drip-drip-drip method of torture, not referred to as "Chinese," is described in Brian Innes's The History of Torture (1998) as having been invented by one Hippolytus de Marsiliis in 16th-century Italy. At some point subsequent to 1903, presumably, someone conflated Houdini's trick with de Marsiliis's torture, and the two have been linked ever since.
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Chinese checkers are also not Chinese, the were invented in England in the 1800's.
 
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