Bomb-proof bras developed for front line women soldiers

[Czar]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_79057.html

Wow, I never would have guessed.

 

[kami]

What is this, some kind of joke?

Then again, you want to protect those lovely pieces of flesh


<< &quot;The fully-protective clothing now being designed will give them the &quot;Make My Day&quot; self-confidence they need when confronting an enemy.&quot; >>


just seems hokey.

 

[dennilfloss]

Madonna used to wear one designed by Jean-Paul Gaultier in 1990 during her Blonde Ambition tour. Nice metallic cones that could blind an enemy soldier who got too close.

Coneheadlights

Vogue (Madonna)

 

[Yeeny]

Hey, this could be useful. Just think, you go out to the bar, and some guy gets a little too friendly with you, you can smack him upside the head with your chest. I could deal with that.

 

[T4NNER]

Women aren't allowed on the frontlines in the marine corps.

 

[Wangel]

I would buy that for a dollar!

 

[dennilfloss]

Changing a single letter in the title yelds:

&quot;Boob-proof bras developed for front line women soldiers&quot;



Titties And Beer (Frank Zappa)

 

[unxpurg8d]

Hey, if you have breasts flak vests squish you...be a little more compassionate. Personally, I'd be more than happy to put on a cute little cheerleader's outfit and stand on the sidelines yelling &quot;go boys, go&quot;. When it comes to being shot at I'm ALL for gender discrimination! Heck yeah, keep the little woman safe at home.

GF, can't you do that NOW? Of course, there's all those innocent bystanders that could get wiped out in the process......


hehehehehhehehehheeheee. Gonna go back to bed and hide now...

 

[T4NNER]

unxpurg8d... wierd.

 

[Fingers]

yes....weird

 

[unxpurg8d]

Why thank you, T4NNER. You know just the right thing to say to a girl....(fluttering eyelashes)

 

[Mday]

am i weird for finding that statement not weird?

 

[unxpurg8d]

LOL Mday! I'd find that comforting.........IF you weren't the guy posting bizarre bathroom questions! (Seriously giggling now...eeeesh. Thanks. )

 

[Yeeny]

GF, can't you do that NOW? Of course, there's all those innocent bystanders that could get wiped out in the process......

Jeez, have one conversation with you and Hzl-Eyed-Girl about my certain endowments, and I will never live it down, will I? And yes, I can do that now, but just imagine if you could add steel to that mix. All the men of the world would really have black eyes. :Q


And unxpurg8d is not weird! Well, ok maybe she is a tad, but thats why we get along so well.

 

[dennilfloss]

Hey unxpurg8d,

Wanna be a Borg like WombatWoman, Isla and GirlFriday? I'd love to have you join my herd. All the gorgeous ladies hang there.

Though some hang more than others.

Ack! It's snowing!

Wheels Of Fortune (The Doobie Brothers)

 

[T4NNER]

definitely, wierd.

 

[Eeks]

Eh? This is beyond ridicuous.

 

[unxpurg8d]

I dunno, Dennifloss - can you build me over to look like Seven of Nine?? lol You mighta had me...all the way up until the &quot;herd&quot;. Mooooooooooooo.

 

[dennilfloss]

I have sent you a private message explaining what the herd is about.

Ode To My Family (The Cranberries)