Bollywood

Baasha

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Anyone watch Bollywood movies here?

If so, do you like 'em? Or do you hate 'em?

I watch all movies with Aishwarya Rai. Other than that, I don't give a samosa about Bollywood.

What Bollywood movies have you guys seen, if any?

Russell Peters sure hates 'em: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJWcrRgQse4 :D
 

deadlyapp

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Man, I watched one of them, but I sincerely can't remember the name right now. It was an epic action movie with the most ridiculous special effects i've ever seen and all sorts of nuts ass dance scenes. It was hilarious.
 

BoomerD

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I've only seen clips and trailers...but it was enough to understand that Bollywood sucks and will never be taken seriously...and it makes me question the intelligence of the Indian folks who watch that crap...
 

dawp

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indias film machine, which somehow manages to produce more cr@p than hollywood. imagine hollywood with crippling censorship and lots of bad singing and dancing.

in other words, early hollywood, about 1930 to about 1950
 

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in other words, early hollywood, about 1930 to about 1950

no, far more conservative than even that.
casablanca_bergman.jpg

thats casablanca
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/05/19/AR2007051900208.html

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6560371.stm
richard gere...lol
"Demonstrators in Mumbai (Bombay) set light to effigies of the Hollywood star, while protesters in other cities shouted "death to Shilpa Shetty". "

There was a code in hollywood sure, but its nothing close to what bollywood has to deal with.
 
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Baasha

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I've only seen clips and trailers...but it was enough to understand that Bollywood sucks and will never be taken seriously...and it makes me question the intelligence of the Indian folks who watch that crap...

What?! You mean you don't like watching females run around trees and scream in a really high pitched voice? LMAO!!
 
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Every now and then. It's something I have to be in the mood for though. I generally avoid musicals. But it's much more tolerable when in a foreign language.
 

zinfamous

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Oh wow. I responded to your post in that other thread before seeing this thread. :D

No, fuck no, and hell fucking no. Bollywood is proof that satan exists. Only brainless automotons think that Bollywood has any merit.

India makes some fantastic cinema, however. But the Bollywood style is a shameful disgrace that no civilized culture would be proud to own.
 

zinfamous

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in other words, early hollywood, about 1930 to about 1950

uh....no. There is a difference between tasteful production values and idiots mixing humorless, incompatible slapstick with poorly-written, horribly translated overly melodramatic plotlines that revolve around the assumed "seriousness" of coming-of-age of a an upper-upper class spoiled heiress.

Oh, and we somehow must accept that 30 minutes of semi-credible plot should be expanded to 4 hours of mind-numbing idiocy.


I will agree though that Ashariya Rai is amazingly hot. Way hotter than Taylor Swift.
 

zinfamous

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What?! You mean you don't like watching females run around trees and scream in a really high pitched voice? LMAO!!

ah, so this is what passes for taste and/or entertainment in the mind of one who enjoys Bollywood?

I see that all of my presumptions are completely accurate. ;)
 
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PhoKingGuy

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but are you 12? Both of you could still be right.


Seriously, no way in hell a mature human male would prefer Taylor Swift over Ashirya Rai.

Try 23, lol.

Shrug shes cute buy Taylor is cuter, but I'm biased because I've got a thing for blondes and a disdain for body hair, which all Indian women have, they just shave daily.
 

zinfamous

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Try 23, lol.

Shrug shes cute buy Taylor is cuter, but I'm biased because I've got a thing for blondes and a disdain for body hair, which all women have, they just shave daily.

fixed.

seriously dude, how much do you actually know about womenz?
 

PhoKingGuy

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fixed.

seriously dude, how much do you actually know about womenz?

You obviously haven't seen some Indian women

Some is alright, when you have more than I do, Its disturbing.

I didnt say she was ugly, I just have a thing for white girls. Ask Alfa, he knows whats up.