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BMW drivers get more sex

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Originally posted by: toekramp
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BMW drivers say they have sex on average 2.2 times each week while Porsche drivers have sex 1.4 times per week.
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Jesus Christ on a buttplug....I hate to be the guy that screams "REPOST", but this survey was posted 50 bazillion times last year.
 
Originally posted by: piroroadkill
Originally posted by: 91TTZ
No self-respecting woman is going to date a guy because of his car.
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You have to remember that the are women who do have no respect for themselves...
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That's true, but if you're looking for a woman that will have sex with you because of your money, what you're looking for is a prostitute. You can get one of those for $200 and there's no need to spend all the money on a car.

 
The only thing this survey shows is that BMW owners are more likely to exaggerate their sexual adventures...which makes sense since they have an ego crisis to begin with considering they buy cars as status symbols which is even funnier because alot of BMW owners are motgaged to the gills just to drive that car. Having a small penis must really be a bitch.
 
This survey is worthless. The question should be... WHO gets the BETTER sex? Its not quantitiy people... its QUALITY! pffft
 
Hahahaha,
Yeah from the car... girls are already so willing to approach the driver
not suprising he gets more sex then

Now if only i can afford a BMW..
 
Originally posted by: Ronstang
The only thing this survey shows is that BMW owners are more likely to exaggerate their sexual adventures...which makes sense since they have an ego crisis to begin with considering they buy cars as status symbols which is even funnier because alot of BMW owners are motgaged to the gills just to drive that car. Having a small penis must really be a bitch.
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Do you know how much of an asshole you come off as? Stereotyping an entire group of people based on a purchase they made? I mean, come on now...of course, yes, some BMW owners fit your stereotype, but you marginalize your opinion by implying that ALL bmw owners have ego crises, buy cars only for status, are mortgaged beyone belief, and have small penii.

Try to be a little less of zealot and realize that you don't have to automatically hate a segment of the population because it's cool to.
 
Originally posted by: AntaresVI
Originally posted by: Ronstang
The only thing this survey shows is that BMW owners are more likely to exaggerate their sexual adventures...which makes sense since they have an ego crisis to begin with considering they buy cars as status symbols which is even funnier because alot of BMW owners are motgaged to the gills just to drive that car. Having a small penis must really be a bitch.
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Do you know how much of an asshole you come off as? Stereotyping an entire group of people based on a purchase they made? I mean, come on now...of course, yes, some BMW owners fit your stereotype, but you marginalize your opinion by implying that ALL bmw owners have ego crises, buy cars only for status, are mortgaged beyone belief, and have small penii.

Try to be a little less of zealot and realize that you don't have to automatically hate a segment of the population because it's cool to.
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What color is your Beemer?

 
Originally posted by: AntaresVI
I mean, come on now...of course, yes, some BMW owners fit your stereotype, but you marginalize your opinion by implying that ALL bmw owners have ego crises, buy cars only for status, are mortgaged beyone belief, and have small penii.
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"Penii" -LOL

 
Originally posted by: Ronstang
Originally posted by: AntaresVI
Originally posted by: Ronstang
The only thing this survey shows is that BMW owners are more likely to exaggerate their sexual adventures...which makes sense since they have an ego crisis to begin with considering they buy cars as status symbols which is even funnier because alot of BMW owners are motgaged to the gills just to drive that car. Having a small penis must really be a bitch.
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Do you know how much of an asshole you come off as? Stereotyping an entire group of people based on a purchase they made? I mean, come on now...of course, yes, some BMW owners fit your stereotype, but you marginalize your opinion by implying that ALL bmw owners have ego crises, buy cars only for status, are mortgaged beyone belief, and have small penii.

Try to be a little less of zealot and realize that you don't have to automatically hate a segment of the population because it's cool to.
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What color is your Beemer?
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I don't have a car.
 
Originally posted by: AntaresVI
Originally posted by: Ronstang
Originally posted by: AntaresVI
Originally posted by: Ronstang
The only thing this survey shows is that BMW owners are more likely to exaggerate their sexual adventures...which makes sense since they have an ego crisis to begin with considering they buy cars as status symbols which is even funnier because alot of BMW owners are motgaged to the gills just to drive that car. Having a small penis must really be a bitch.
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Do you know how much of an asshole you come off as? Stereotyping an entire group of people based on a purchase they made? I mean, come on now...of course, yes, some BMW owners fit your stereotype, but you marginalize your opinion by implying that ALL bmw owners have ego crises, buy cars only for status, are mortgaged beyone belief, and have small penii.

Try to be a little less of zealot and realize that you don't have to automatically hate a segment of the population because it's cool to.
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What color is your Beemer?
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I don't have a car.
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You don't have a sense of humor either. At least you can buy a car.

 
Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Originally posted by: AntaresVI

I don't have a car.
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Hahahaha. So opiniated about cars, yet doesn't own a car. Hilarious.
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Oh please. Because I don't have one of my own, I'm not qualified to speak? It's not like my family has no cars, it's just that I don't have a car that I paid for with my own money and titled in my name.
 
Originally posted by: Ronstang
Originally posted by: AntaresVI
Originally posted by: Ronstang
Originally posted by: AntaresVI
Originally posted by: Ronstang
The only thing this survey shows is that BMW owners are more likely to exaggerate their sexual adventures...which makes sense since they have an ego crisis to begin with considering they buy cars as status symbols which is even funnier because alot of BMW owners are motgaged to the gills just to drive that car. Having a small penis must really be a bitch.
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Do you know how much of an asshole you come off as? Stereotyping an entire group of people based on a purchase they made? I mean, come on now...of course, yes, some BMW owners fit your stereotype, but you marginalize your opinion by implying that ALL bmw owners have ego crises, buy cars only for status, are mortgaged beyone belief, and have small penii.

Try to be a little less of zealot and realize that you don't have to automatically hate a segment of the population because it's cool to.
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What color is your Beemer?
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I don't have a car.
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You don't have a sense of humor either. At least you can buy a car.
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Sorry. Too many midterms, too little time = funny not found. Don't mind me 😱
 
Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Originally posted by: AntaresVI
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Oh please. Because I don't have one of my own, I'm not qualified to speak?
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That's usually how it works, yes.

Children shouldn't be posting.
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And how old are you, asshole? Last I checked, 19 isnt a "child," legally, mentally, or physically.
 
Originally posted by: AntaresVI

And how old are you, asshole? Last I checked, 19 isnt a "child," legally, mentally, or physically.
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Child?
Legally- no.

Mentally- yes

physically- partly

I remember when I was 18, I thought I was "grown up", but when I look at how I was then I realize that I was still just a kid.
 
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