Blueberry plant yields 4 pints per day, every day?? wtf?

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rockyct

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Yeah that's a fail on my part lol :p However it still seems unlikely. At 4 pints a day you could just about sit there and watch them grow in real time.
If you treated the blueberry plants like Vancouverites treat their indoor pot plants, it could come close to that...;)
 

Pocatello

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As much as I love blueberries, this is too good to be true, just as people are saying.
 

wiredspider

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Are there places where they are really $10/pint? I thought $2+/pint was getting expensive. (Yes, they are typically $4-$5 here, so I only buy them on sale, I don't really like them that much)
 

Crono

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Are there places where they are really $10/pint? I thought $2+/pint was getting expensive. (Yes, they are typically $4-$5 here, so I only buy them on sale, I don't really like them that much)

That's how much they are here in NY regularly, at local supermarket, with sale price of $2/$2.50 sometimes.

Kind of expensive to buy unless on sale :(
 

DrPizza

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Ouch. That's pretty expensive. I assume by "NY", you mean NYC? I've never seen them anywhere near that price around me. In the last summer/early fall, there are a lot of places where you can pick them. It's been a while, but I believe the going price is still under $1 per pound.

I just found a nursery near me (100 miles) where I'll be getting my blueberry bushes & fruit trees. Not bad prices; 3 year old bushes $85.75 for 12 bushes; I'll probably get 24 this year. One of our friends reported that their peach tree from that nursery produced about 20 peaches the following year; I'll probably get several peach trees. 250 strawberry plants. :) MMmmmm strawberries.
 

Born2bwire

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Are there places where they are really $10/pint? I thought $2+/pint was getting expensive. (Yes, they are typically $4-$5 here, so I only buy them on sale, I don't really like them that much)

I only see prices like that when the fruit is woefully out of season. I think here we get two seasons. Right now Chilean blueberries are in stock for around $2 USD for 125 g (no volume measurement but looks like half a pint). Later in the year I think we get berries from the Pacific Northwest. In between the fruit just sky rockets in price.
 

halik

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As seen on tv = bullshit. Always and without fail. If you have to pay couple hundred thou / minute for air time, it doesn't leave much of a budget for the actual product.
 

BurnItDwn

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Thanks for the headsup. I'm worried about birds picking at them too.



We were going to go with 1 cherry and 1 apple, but since we're in a new under-developed area, we could need a 2nd cherry from the same class for cross-polinating, since they aren't self-fertilizing. Same would have been the case if we went with an apple tree, but I need my bings. So 2 cherries, 1 self-fertilizing dwarf peach, and 1 pomegranate.

Nice .... I want to plant cherry trees here, I'm about 200 miles due south of Door county Wisconsin (which is "Cherryland" USA) .... and my soil is pretty similar, but I would need to cut down something to make room, or plant them right in the middle of my back yard .... which I actually have been tempted to do ...

Otherwise, I have raspberry bushes here, along the wall of my shed .... they don't get as much light as they should, but I probably get about two pints of raspberries per season .... (never watering them or giving fertalizer or anything)
 

lxskllr

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Nice .... I want to plant cherry trees here, I'm about 200 miles due south of Door county Wisconsin (which is "Cherryland" USA) .... and my soil is pretty similar, but I would need to cut down something to make room, or plant them right in the middle of my back yard .... which I actually have been tempted to do ...


Go for it. What's there to lose? Grass is just a pointless time/energy sink that contributes nothing to the household. I least you'll get flowers and fruit with the cherry tree.
 

Hayabusa Rider

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btw, the title of the thread doesn't match the advertisement. The ad says "up to 4 pints per day," not "4 pints every day."

For two days :D

There is a place around me where there is perhaps an acre of solid wild blueberry plants. These things are ancient apparently, and 4 pints would be nothing. Then again we're talking a plant that's close to 12 feet in all dimensions.
 

sandorski

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This one time my 20 month old had blueberries and his shit came out all blue. True story. I will take pics next time.

Yup. Ate a can of Blueberry Pie Filling once, that shit kinda scared me.
 

spambuster

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A little due diligence would save people a lot of money and headaches. This is a scam wrapped up in partial truths and glowing promises. Yes, mature blueberry shrubs/trees (6' to 12' tall) can produce such daily quantities but the omitted qualifier is "during their fruiting season and given the right climate, water, sunlight, nutrients and protection."

You should never buy via mail order unless you are at least vaguely familiar with the topic and the supplier. In this case:
a) do you know if YOUR particular Plant Hardiness Zone is suitable for blueberry growing? -
http://www.usna.usda.gov/Hardzone/ushzmap.html
b) do you know YOUR particular microclimate and soil conditions? (I mean, you DO know what your soil pH is as well as what pH blueberries require, and their moisture and nutrient requirements, right?)
c) have you considered the space constraints of YOUR particular garden to avoid neighboring plants from competing for nutrients, water, light and space?
d) do you know the name and reputation of the supplier.... not the spammer?

I would urge you to turn to your local Cooperative Extension Service or Master Gardener's Hotline where you can obtain free factsheets on vegetable and fruit gardening, or at the very least, Google for reputable information sites, i.e. - http://plants.usda.gov/java/profile?symbol=VACO

Successful fruit and veggie gardeners know that it costs time and sweat to maximize results and prevent disease and pests and lack of nutrients from ruining harvest results. With something as delicate as blueberries, you'll need to do quite a bit before ever shelling out money for plants, incl. deciding how to protect the plants from pests (birds, deer, etc).
FYI - home gardeners rarely get many if any blueberries, even if the plants survive. Best chance of success comes from erecting a permanent enclosure of tall posts and netting/metal fencing big enough to walk around in, large enough for the mature highbush blueberry trees. (remember, they grow up to 12' tall) Sure, you can prune blueberry shrubs, but do you know when to prune and how, so you're not lopping off the parts of the plant where the flowers and fruits will form?
You'll also need patience - the tiny plants you'll receive can take YEARS to mature.

There's NOTHING special about the spammer's plants, as one web site linked to this spam eventually admits in a FAQ: "They are not hybrids. They are Vaccinium Corymbosum - the Highbush Blueberry"

You should only buy mail order plants (any plant) from a REPUTABLE mail order nursery. There are several great online resources that maintain lists of reputable growers. This is one of my favs: http://davesgarden.com/products/gwd/

Another caveat... NEVER buy ANYTHING from an unsolicited email, especially if they're full of rosy claims and untraceable testimonials. Period. In this case of spam, a simple check showed the sender was actually a day old domain name hosted in BUCHAREST ROMANIA! Steer clear.
 
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Jzero

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As seen on tv = bullshit. Always and without fail. If you have to pay couple hundred thou / minute for air time, it doesn't leave much of a budget for the actual product.

1. This product is As Seen On The Interwebs which makes the advertising fantastically cheap to produce and deliver.
2. Ad time is much cheaper than you think it is. Especially late night/weekend ad time. I'm talking $100 or less for a 30-second spot in a sizable metro area (Philly, Minneapolis, etc). That's not to say the products are good as a result, simply that they aren't crappy b/c they spend all the budget on ads...more like they don't spend much money on ads b/c they know the product is crappy and they need to keep the overhead as low as possible.

That said, I read this thread when it was first posted, and I was inspired to buy a blueberry at my local garden center. I have no idea if it will ever bear fruit, but it seems to be doing nicely in my backyard and it was only $12.
 

bobdole369

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Yeah I'm trying to figure that one out too. THe plant must be massive for several pints daily.
 

Rudee

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A little due diligence would save people a lot of money and headaches. This is a scam wrapped up in partial truths and glowing promises. Yes, mature blueberry shrubs/trees (6' to 12' tall) can produce such daily quantities but the omitted qualifier is "during their fruiting season and given the right climate, water, sunlight, nutrients and protection."

You should never buy via mail order unless you are at least vaguely familiar with the topic and the supplier. In this case:
a) do you know if YOUR particular Plant Hardiness Zone is suitable for blueberry growing? -
http://www.usna.usda.gov/Hardzone/ushzmap.html
b) do you know YOUR particular microclimate and soil conditions? (I mean, you DO know what your soil pH is as well as what pH blueberries require, and their moisture and nutrient requirements, right?)
c) have you considered the space constraints of YOUR particular garden to avoid neighboring plants from competing for nutrients, water, light and space?
d) do you know the name and reputation of the supplier.... not the spammer?

I would urge you to turn to your local Cooperative Extension Service or Master Gardener's Hotline where you can obtain free factsheets on vegetable and fruit gardening, or at the very least, Google for reputable information sites, i.e. - http://plants.usda.gov/java/profile?symbol=VACO

Successful fruit and veggie gardeners know that it costs time and sweat to maximize results and prevent disease and pests and lack of nutrients from ruining harvest results. With something as delicate as blueberries, you'll need to do quite a bit before ever shelling out money for plants, incl. deciding how to protect the plants from pests (birds, deer, etc).
FYI - home gardeners rarely get many if any blueberries, even if the plants survive. Best chance of success comes from erecting a permanent enclosure of tall posts and netting/metal fencing big enough to walk around in, large enough for the mature highbush blueberry trees. (remember, they grow up to 12' tall) Sure, you can prune blueberry shrubs, but do you know when to prune and how, so you're not lopping off the parts of the plant where the flowers and fruits will form?
You'll also need patience - the tiny plants you'll receive can take YEARS to mature.

There's NOTHING special about the spammer's plants, as one web site linked to this spam eventually admits in a FAQ: "They are not hybrids. They are Vaccinium Corymbosum - the Highbush Blueberry"

You should only buy mail order plants (any plant) from a REPUTABLE mail order nursery. There are several great online resources that maintain lists of reputable growers. This is one of my favs: http://davesgarden.com/products/gwd/

Another caveat... NEVER buy ANYTHING from an unsolicited email, especially if they're full of rosy claims and untraceable testimonials. Period. In this case of spam, a simple check showed the sender was actually a day old domain name hosted in BUCHAREST ROMANIA! Steer clear.


For your first post couldn't you have found something other than an old thread to bump?
 

42Pine

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I eat them until my poo smells like blueberry.

True story.

Isn't that the way blueberry Danish filling is made? ;>

Sure you can get 4 pints a day from a very large bush. I can (used to be able to) get one pint a day from a plant that would fit in the average bathroom.

But there are a few caveats. The plant that they are selling probably ripens over a short time, perhaps the berries ripen all within a few days. Some blueberries have berries that ripen over a month.

Another caveat is that yes, I used to pick about 80 pints of blueberries from the plants in my yard. These days I'd be lucky to pick a total of 4. Why? CCD! CCD means Colony collapse disorder, this bee disorder in places is killing whole hives at a rate of up to 40% a year. No honeybees, and therefore almost no blueberries--the two go hand in hand.

So before you buy look up "honeybee" to make sure you aren't id'ing other pollinators, and look around to see if you have any in your area. If you can't find any, you won't have even a pint a day! There are no more honeybees in my area (which is extreme rural NH) and the once lovely blueberry plants are just as lovely, but produce almost no berries.

Search the net for an agrictultural extension agency, or agricultural college in your state, and write to them, and ask which varities are best for your particular area. The "amazing claim" plants never, imho, seem to live up to them. Of course they are guaranteed....for thirty days....