Blonde Year in Review...

Zim Hosein

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Super Moderator
Nov 27, 1999
January: Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.

February: Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles wouldn't fit into the typewriter.

March: Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months because the box said "2-4 years".

April: Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.

May: Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.

June: Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July: After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition, complained to the judges that the other swimmers were using their arms.

August: Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into their locked car using a coat hanger because it was starting to rain and the top was down.

September: When asked what the capital of California was: answered "C."

October: Hates M &M's because they are so hard to peel.

November: Baked a turkey for 4 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 120.

December: Couldn't call 911 because there was no "11" on any phone button.



Diamond Member
Oct 7, 2001
March - hahaha! sounds like the same blonde who took two hrs to watch 60 Minutes