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T_Yamamoto

T_Yamamoto

Lifer
College classes started a little less than a week ago. Everything is going wonderfully. I've met some great people so far.

I hate college essays. They're so tedious.

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IronWing said:
House parties.
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Went to party. Drank PJ. Took shots of Fireball. Got drunk. Drunk called 5 friends, but I told them before hand. One picked up. We talked for a while. Party got busted. Cops didn't care. Took cab to hookah. Hookah fucked me up. Walked to friend's lounge at his dorm. He threw up in a trash can, I didn't throw up. I fell asleep. Woke up. Walked to other friend's dorm which is 15 minutes away. Did walk of shame. Slept. Called friend who I called the night before. Talked. Invited to dinner now for this weekend.
 
Sounds like you've done everything college has to offer but getting laid. All in your first week. :thumbsup:

Now, don't do it again!
 
T_Yamamoto said:
Went to party. Drank PJ. Took shots of Fireball. Got drunk. Drunk called 5 friends, but I told them before hand. One picked up. We talked for a while. Party got busted. Cops didn't care. Took cab to hookah. Hookah fucked me up. Walked to friend's lounge at his dorm. He threw up in a trash can, I didn't throw up. I fell asleep. Woke up. Walked to other friend's dorm which is 15 minutes away. Did walk of shame. Slept. Called friend who I called the night before. Talked. Invited to dinner now for this weekend.
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Aww, our little T_Yamamoto is growing up.

What the hell is PJ?
 
Get used to writing essays. I swear, I had an essay due in every class every week. Who the fuck needs to write an essay about computer science? What am I even supposed to say in said essay?


Also, remember: having fun is important, but meaningless in the scheme of things. Don't be that guy who slacks off through college, because it is going to be likely someone who actually knows their shit is going to have to carry you at work. And they will hate you for it.
 
Dang. I think the biggest party I was ever in at my community College was Mario Kart double dash 8 player on a 150" projector in the dorm basement. 🙁
 
T_Yamamoto said:
Went to party. Drank PJ. Took shots of Fireball. Got drunk. Drunk called 5 friends, but I told them before hand. One picked up. We talked for a while. Party got busted. Cops didn't care. Took cab to hookah. Hookah fucked me up. Walked to friend's lounge at his dorm. He threw up in a trash can, I didn't throw up. I fell asleep. Woke up. Walked to other friend's dorm which is 15 minutes away. Did walk of shame. Slept. Called friend who I called the night before. Talked. Invited to dinner now for this weekend.
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Walk of shame not found given the fact you didn't actually bang a chick.
 
Sonikku said:
Dang. I think the biggest party I was ever in at my community College was Mario Kart double dash 8 player on a 150" projector in the dorm basement. 🙁
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You can have a house party.
smackababy said:
Get used to writing essays. I swear, I had an essay due in every class every week. Who the fuck needs to write an essay about computer science? What am I even supposed to say in said essay?


Also, remember: having fun is important, but meaningless in the scheme of things. Don't be that guy who slacks off through college, because it is going to be likely someone who actually knows their shit is going to have to carry you at work. And they will hate you for it.
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I'm slowly getting back into the swing of school. C's get degrees /sarcasm
Oil said:
I remember my first beer too
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I think beer is bitter, so I just drink liquor/take shots
 
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