A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a
barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he
yells to the bartender, "Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke,
sir, think it is just fair - given that you are blind - that you
should know five things:
1. - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. - Th e bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. - I'm a 6ft tall, 200lb blonde woman with a black belt in
karate.
4. - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a
professional weightlifter.
5. - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional
wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want to tell
that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and
declares,
"Nah, not if I'm going to have to explain it five times."
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