Blatant new member post

[RandomAhearne]

Long time lurker here. Just made an account on a lark and no I don't have any free Apple products.

Hopefully I'll survive the hazing.

 

[BUTCH1]

Welcome and it's OK, Apple is overrated anyway..

 

[RandomAhearne]

Thank you Butch. I appreciate the reply. I already have my regrets though.

 

[Thebobo]

Do you have ebola?

 

[RandomAhearne]

Well, I was on a plane and this chick was bleeding out of her eyes but I just thought that it was because I was such a wonder to behold. But I dunno.

The CDC says it ain't catchable anywho and i gotta believe my gov'ment.

 

[brianmanahan]

Long time lurker here. Just made an account on a lark and no I don't have any free Apple products.

Hopefully I'll survive the hazing.

dang it, i was really hoping for a free MBP 15" 🙁

 

[brianmanahan]

Thank you Butch. I appreciate the reply. I already have my regrets though.

no ragrets, man

 

[RandomAhearne]

And I was hoping for a personalized pome to immortalize my joining of these prestigious ranks but sadly I've been let down.

 

[RandomAhearne]

Perfect reminder to think before you permanently ritually mark yourself.

But then that might be an oxymoron. Or just a plain moron! bah dum dum!

I'll be here all week folks.

 

[Jeff7]

One of us!
One of us!
One of us!

 

[RandomAhearne]

One of us!
One of us!
One of us!

I am truly honored good sir.

Wait, that's a good thing right? :hmm:

 

[TheSlamma]

Once you get comfy just don't lose the rabbit with crazy posts like SOME people.. they know who they are.

 

[RandomAhearne]

I'm not that interesting. I'll just keep myself to one liner responses most likely. I don't need to blog much less blog here.

 

[eldorado99]

You will be neffing in the nef thread in no time.

 

[RandomAhearne]

Well then mister smarty pants riddle me this thingamajig. I'm either too stupid, too drunk or both because I a can a not figger out how to set a signature.

And help would be most welcomed.

 

[moonbogg]

Once you get comfy just don't lose the rabbit with crazy posts like SOME people.. they know who they are.

If you got something to say, just come right out and tell me.

 

[RandomAhearne]

If you got something to say, just come right out and tell me.

Hey this thread is all about me! Stop all of this nonsense at once!

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Thank you for taking the time to learn our language and culture prior to visiting. You're one of the good guys.

 

[RandomAhearne]

Thank you for taking the time to learn our language and culture prior to visiting. You're one of the good guys.

Ok, now that is twice now. Twice. Here me? Two freakin' times that you have made me laugh out loud. I wanted to use the 10% pregnant line as my sig but now I want to use this one.

 

[RandomAhearne]

And I still have no freakin' idea how to set up a sig.

Go me!!

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

And I still have no freakin' idea how to set up a sig.

Go me!!

Not to worry, we'll give you on soon enough.

 

[RandomAhearne]

Damn, I actually feel kinda honored with these responses.

Now all I need is for Alky to post here making fun of my Mother and I'll be complete.

Sorry, I do love ya bro but you have to admit that you are a valid target.

 

[eldorado99]

By the way, do you have any rental income?

 

[RandomAhearne]

By the way, do you have any rental income?

Why yes, yes I do, funny that you should ask. :biggrin:

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Pics of mother, sister, wife, daughter, gf, cashier at checkout, secretary and, any other female you care to take pics of?