Blatant new member post

[RandomAhearne]

Psst, Magnus....hold out your hand.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

I can get you an introductory membership in Old's basement.

 

[GrumpyMan]

What was your debit card number and pin number again?

 

[RandomAhearne]

Oh hell no!

I've heard the tales of that dank, dark place.

I dunna wanna be nobodies gimp.

 

[RandomAhearne]

What was your debit card number and pin number again?

Dude, that would do you absolutely no good even if i were to give it to you.

I am no baller. Damn I guess I can't hang on ATOT then.

Be right back have to burn a Ferrari to keep the hounds warm.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

What's your position on cake vs. pie, pancakes vs. waffles and, what temp do you like your steaks?

 

[RandomAhearne]

What's your position on cake vs. pie, pancakes vs. waffles and, what temp do you like your steaks?

Pie, pancakes and rare.

There I have cast my lot.

And the plane takes off.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Pie, pancakes and rare.

There I have cast my lot.

And the plane takes off.

Your replies will be scrutinized by our panel of experts and we should have a decision on your qualifications within the next thirty days. You do have the option to expedite this for a one time low low paypal payment of $19.99 care of ATOT dba MagnusTheBrewer.

 

[RandomAhearne]

Holy crap!!!

Only $19.99?

Is that in USD or Madagascarians?

'Cause ya know that Madagascar is only gonna survive the ebolaids.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Gold krugerrands. I'll refund the difference by U.S. postal order. Madagascar lies! Where do you think it all began?

 

[RandomAhearne]

I knew it!

I always said that they were a bunch of liars. I mean come on, who judges wait my an alternator for god's sake!

 

[Crono]

Welcome

 

[RandomAhearne]

Oh shite, weight not wait.

Now I've forever shunned the grammar nazis....woe is me

 

[RandomAhearne]

Crono!

Thank you!

 

[RandomAhearne]

Now take the damn hat off already.

 

[JEDIYoda]

Thank you for taking the time to learn our language and culture prior to visiting. You're one of the good guys.

considering most people posting have no culture..there was nothing to learn!!

 

[RandomAhearne]

considering most people posting have no culture..there was nothing to learn!!

But, but isn't this our culture?

I'm a shallow little man with nary a thought in me head and I simply wanted to find a divot in the ground to shelter within. Would you deny me even this? Master Jedi?

 

[brianmanahan]

there is 1 question you must answer before you will be accepted:

wwybywb?

 

[RandomAhearne]

there is 1 question you must answer before you will be accepted:

wwybywb?

Now the fact that i understand you could be considered culpable. On the other hand my stating that I was a long time lurker would cover that. So in all honesty I am not a returned banned member of this esteemed society.

 

[brianmanahan]

Now the fact that i understand you could be considered culpable. On the other hand my stating that I was a long time lurker would cover that. So in all honesty I am not a returned banned member of this esteemed society.

 

[RandomAhearne]

So is she like looking at a big dong or is something wrong with her eyes?

Take your observations and turn them upon yourself.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Welcome.

It is customary to bring me acorns and bow down at my feet. You may place them in the basket.

 

[RandomAhearne]

Furry tailed rodent wants obeisance.

I find that humorous.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Which applies? Time will tell

 

[T9D]

Now the fact that i understand you could be considered culpable. On the other hand my stating that I was a long time lurker would cover that. So in all honesty I am not a returned banned member of this esteemed society.

You are now RandomAhole to me now