Blame Canada!

Broohaha

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Sheila: Times have changed, our kids are getting worse..
They won't obey their parents, they just want to fart and curse!
Should we blame the Government? Or Blame Society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?

All: No, Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
With all their beaty little eyes, their flapping heads so full of lies!
Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
We need to form a full assault, It's Canada's Fault!

Sharon: Don't blame me, for my son Stan..
He saw the darn cartoon, and now he's off to join the clan!
And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf..
But now when he sees me, he tells me to fsck myself!

All: Well? Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
It seems that everything's gone wrong since Canada came along..
Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
They're not even a real country anyway.

Mrs. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer, rich and true..
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a Barbecue.
Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire?
Or the Doctors who allowed him to expire?

All: Heck no, Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
With their hockey hullabaloo, and that bitch Anne Murray, too!
Blame Canada! Shame on Canada..
For, the smut we must stop.. the trash we must smash..
The laugher and fun.. must all be undone..
We must blame them.. and cause a fuss..
before somebody thinks of blaming us!
 

silverpig

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Hey satan! I just bought some new luggage for our trip up to earth. Let's fvck to celebrate.
 

silverpig

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Originally posted by: Gage
Originally posted by: dighn
you are racist


What??!?!?! You're joking right?? He's quoting South Park.

I guess you don't remember the movie very well. There was a part where they interviewed Kyle's mom and the Canadian Minsiter of movies or something like that. Part of the conversation went like this:

Kyle's mom: Oh you Canadians are all the same, what with your beady little eyes and flapping heads.
Canadian: What? You are racist. You are a racist ma'am...

They argued over top of each other for a while...
 

UNCjigga

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that power plant was on the AMERICAN side of the falls...Canada's only the first country to realize lightening hit it...so DON'T BLAME CANADA!!! :|
 

oniq

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Originally posted by: uncJIGGA
that power plant was on the AMERICAN side of the falls...Canada's only the first country to realize lightening hit it...so DON'T BLAME CANADA!!! :|

On a sunny day no less!