Bladder shy?

[Regs]

Do you have difficulty letting loose in a public bath room?

Today I had the most unpleasant incident in the men's locker room at the gym.

Apparently this tall bald guy who is not very shy showing off his awesome birthday suit...even though he was kind of wearing a fur coat underneith was just basking in front of the bath room mirror. Worse enough he starts blow drying off his....stuff.

I tried so hard not to look. I mean...my head was looking at the floor the entire time going "wow my feet are really big". Though his motions could not escape the corner of my eye.

He must of been fully nude in there for at least 30 minutes like he was cleaning up for a date.

I had to wait 30 minutes just to take a leak.

 

[DainBramaged]

Wait...why did you have to wait to take a leak? I didn't get the correlation.

 

[Flammable]

LOL

 

[Regs]

I can't let loose when a nakid man is in back of me blow drying his stuff. I stood in front of the urinal and nothing came out. Complete mental block.

 

[mooglemania85]

Originally posted by: Regs
Do you have difficulty letting loose in a public bath room?

Today I had the most unpleasant incident in the men's locker room at the gym.

Apparently this tall bald guy who is not very shy showing off his awesome birthday suit...even though he was kind of wearing a fur coat underneith was just basking in front of the bath room mirror. Worse enough he starts blow drying off his....stuff.

I tried so hard not to look. I mean...my head was looking at the floor the entire time going "wow my feet are really big". Though his motions could not escape the corner of my eye.

He must of been fully nude in there for at least 30 minutes like he was cleaning up for a date.

I had to wait 30 minutes just to take a leak.

So you stuck around for 30 minutes while some tall bald guy was prancing around nude rather than just packing up your stuff and finding another public urinal???

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Regs
I can't let loose when a nakid man is in back of me blow drying his stuff.

Why?

 

[Regs]

Originally posted by: mooglemania85

Originally posted by: Regs
Do you have difficulty letting loose in a public bath room?

Today I had the most unpleasant incident in the men's locker room at the gym.

Apparently this tall bald guy who is not very shy showing off his awesome birthday suit...even though he was kind of wearing a fur coat underneith was just basking in front of the bath room mirror. Worse enough he starts blow drying off his....stuff.

I tried so hard not to look. I mean...my head was looking at the floor the entire time going "wow my feet are really big". Though his motions could not escape the corner of my eye.

He must of been fully nude in there for at least 30 minutes like he was cleaning up for a date.

I had to wait 30 minutes just to take a leak.

So you stuck around for 30 minutes while some tall bald guy was prancing around nude rather than just packing up your stuff and finding another public urinal???

I was in a Gym, dressed in gym cloths. There was no where to go.

 

[Regs]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: Regs
I can't let loose when a nakid man is in back of me blow drying his stuff.

Why?

Mental block. I had the feeling I needed to go but for some reason, like people have phobia of spiders, I have a phobia of peeing in public.

 

[badkarma1399]

Originally posted by: Regs
awesome birthday suit

So admit you sorta liked it

But seriously, were there not any stalls available that you could have used for more privacy?

 

[mooglemania85]

Originally posted by: Regs

Originally posted by: mooglemania85

Originally posted by: Regs
Do you have difficulty letting loose in a public bath room?

Today I had the most unpleasant incident in the men's locker room at the gym.

Apparently this tall bald guy who is not very shy showing off his awesome birthday suit...even though he was kind of wearing a fur coat underneith was just basking in front of the bath room mirror. Worse enough he starts blow drying off his....stuff.

I tried so hard not to look. I mean...my head was looking at the floor the entire time going "wow my feet are really big". Though his motions could not escape the corner of my eye.

He must of been fully nude in there for at least 30 minutes like he was cleaning up for a date.

I had to wait 30 minutes just to take a leak.

So you stuck around for 30 minutes while some tall bald guy was prancing around nude rather than just packing up your stuff and finding another public urinal???

I was in a Gym, dressed in gym cloths. There was no where to go.

o i c. you were in the middle of your workout.

 

[Pepsi90919]

yes it happens all the time and it's retarded

 

[mooglemania85]

Originally posted by: Regs

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: Regs
I can't let loose when a nakid man is in back of me blow drying his stuff.

Why?

Mental block. I had the feeling I needed to go but for some reason, like people have phobia of spiders, I have a phobia of peeing in public.

Andy: "I can't."
David: "Do it."
Andy: "I can't pee in public."
David: "Gotta do it."
Andy: "I've got a mental block about it."
David: "Come on, do it."
Andy: "I'm shy! Ahhhhh! I'm peeing in public!"

 

[Regs]

Originally posted by: badkarma1399

Originally posted by: Regs
awesome birthday suit

So admit you sorta liked it

But seriously, were there not any stalls available that you could have used for more privacy?

After I stood in front of the urinal for about...5-6 mins day dreaming. I just got weired out and ran like hell. The smell of wet hairy flesh made me want to vommit.

The place wasn't exactly built for a lot of people going at the same time. There was one urinal and it could be seen through the one mirror he was...well...grooming himself in.

 

[Pacfanweb]

So you couldn't piss because you were getting wood? Tell the truth.

 

[Regs]

Originally posted by: mooglemania85

Originally posted by: Regs

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: Regs
I can't let loose when a nakid man is in back of me blow drying his stuff.

Why?

Mental block. I had the feeling I needed to go but for some reason, like people have phobia of spiders, I have a phobia of peeing in public.

Andy: "I can't."
David: "Do it."
Andy: "I can't pee in public."
David: "Gotta do it."
Andy: "I've got a mental block about it."
David: "Come on, do it."
Andy: "I'm shy! Ahhhhh! I'm peeing in public!"

After 6 beers and a few shots I could do anything really. Yeah funny movie :laugh:

 

[Regs]

Originally posted by: Pacfanweb
So you couldn't piss because you were getting wood? Tell the truth.

No, no. If I had wood I would of just pissed all over the place. :laugh:

 

[Regs]

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
yes it happens all the time and it's retarded

Woo hoo I'm not alone!!!

 

[novasatori]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Wait...why did you have to wait to take a leak? I didn't get the correlation.

I think he had a woody.

 

[mooglemania85]

Originally posted by: Regs

Originally posted by: Pacfanweb
So you couldn't piss because you were getting wood? Tell the truth.

No, no. If I had wood I would of just pissed all over the place. :laugh:

Maybe if you had pissed on him he would have offered you a job in his department.

 

[Regs]

What department would that be? I've never seen a guy blow dry his stuff before. Then he turned it onto his back side.

In my head you could not understand the shear terror that was going on. Though I would of laughed if he electrocuted himself and blew a fuse. Maybe then I could of went.

 

[Regs]

Oh yeah..hah...the VP thread. NM

 

[BrokenVisage]

"Why can't he just piss like a normal person? ... I don't hear any pee!" :laugh:

 

[Leros]

I have a hard time peeing in public too. I'm a fairly shy guy in general as well.

 

[tasmanian]

You know they have bathrooms outside of the locker room.

 

[Regs]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
"Why can't he just piss like a normal person? ... I don't hear any pee!" :laugh:

Sounds familiar but I can't remember the name of that movie!!