"Black Swan": Natalie Portman Kissing Mila Kunis

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mizzou

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Jan 2, 2008
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she is so cute, god damn I've had a crush on her forever

but it's cool though cuz we are the same age so it's not illegal or anything know what I'm sayin

Requiem for a dream, the most depressing worthless fucking movie I've ever seen in my life, but I did enjoy the wrestler, that was a good depressing, not a depressing chic flic which is the most depressing type of genre ever, I mean, I don't even understand why someone would even bother going to see a worthless depressing movie like that because all you do is cry and think about how much your life sucks and is confusing just like the portrayed lives in the movie, then everyone is crying and the only people left not crying are actually left wondering why the hell they were there in the first place, they probably should have just stayed home they thought, but be there they are, so then they are depressed they are around all these fucking depressing people who actually like to be depressed, I still don't understand it but to this day I don't even want to understand it, I mean, why the fuck would you put yourself through that? Ludicrous, it is absolutely stunning to me that people can make money doing that crap, here , let me make amovie "STABS MYSELF IN EYE", then I cry about it for 1 and a half hours and then people say that it "moved" them in a way or "touched" them, because their lives are also like being stabbed in the eye, which is stupid, because more then often or not they actually have halfway decent lives, but they believe they have clinical depression and cannot simply just push themselves out of it, they have to take worthless medication and then watch worthless movies, it's a vicous cycle, but what they won't tell you is that they actually enjoy feeling like that, it's the worlds biggest crap cycle that nobody will or should understand, you want to be a fucking depressing person because you want to and you want to fucking surround yourself with depressing shit all the time, here's some fucking advice, how about you fucking listen to some Sammy Hagar and then tell me how fucking depressed you feel.
You won't, because sammy is fucking happy and he wants to be around happy people.
 

Judgement

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Feb 8, 2001
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she is so cute, god damn I've had a crush on her forever

but it's cool though cuz we are the same age so it's not illegal or anything know what I'm sayin

Requiem for a dream, the most depressing worthless fucking movie I've ever seen in my life, but I did enjoy the wrestler, that was a good depressing, not a depressing chic flic which is the most depressing type of genre ever, I mean, I don't even understand why someone would even bother going to see a worthless depressing movie like that because all you do is cry and think about how much your life sucks and is confusing just like the portrayed lives in the movie, then everyone is crying and the only people left not crying are actually left wondering why the hell they were there in the first place, they probably should have just stayed home they thought, but be there they are, so then they are depressed they are around all these fucking depressing people who actually like to be depressed, I still don't understand it but to this day I don't even want to understand it, I mean, why the fuck would you put yourself through that? Ludicrous, it is absolutely stunning to me that people can make money doing that crap, here , let me make amovie "STABS MYSELF IN EYE", then I cry about it for 1 and a half hours and then people say that it "moved" them in a way or "touched" them, because their lives are also like being stabbed in the eye, which is stupid, because more then often or not they actually have halfway decent lives, but they believe they have clinical depression and cannot simply just push themselves out of it, they have to take worthless medication and then watch worthless movies, it's a vicous cycle, but what they won't tell you is that they actually enjoy feeling like that, it's the worlds biggest crap cycle that nobody will or should understand, you want to be a fucking depressing person because you want to and you want to fucking surround yourself with depressing shit all the time, here's some fucking advice, how about you fucking listen to some Sammy Hagar and then tell me how fucking depressed you feel.
You won't, because sammy is fucking happy and he wants to be around happy people.

are you on uppers
 

foghorn67

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Jan 3, 2006
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Phantom of the Ballet?

Anyway, love Portman, and I am glad Kunis is taking more roles that will get her more cred.
 

fustercluck

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Dec 29, 2002
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Kind of a big role for Kunis who hasn't really done anything good (though she does do the voice of Meg on family guy which is kind of ironic :p). But if you're hot, you don't need too much talent.
 
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Darren Aronofsky is a master of brain-screwery. One of few film-makers who can make a mindfuck of a movie (Pi, The Fountain) and leave you impressed rather than frustrated (think Mulholland Drive); even as you realize it's going to take an hour with a pen-and-paper to figure out what the hell you just saw. I remember not having the slightest of clues after The Fountain ended. But I was overwhelmed and intrigued.

Some spoilers w.r.t. The Fountain:
All I remember today is it was about a scientist working on a cure for a disease which could potentially save his wife. He fails but his wife (or rather her memory) lives on in the story that she was writing. The past and future threads were essentially metaphors for undying, everlasting love and the things we do for our loved ones.

How accurate am I? I have no idea, but it takes serious vision to craft something like The Fountain out of that basic premise.
 

prism

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Oct 23, 2004
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Ech, how can you people like Pi?! That movie was horribly overrated.
 

shiner

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Jul 18, 2000
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Mila has a cute face, but she has the smallest ass I've ever seen. I saw a pic of her bent over in what should have been booty shorts, but there was literally no ass.

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/06/mila_kunis_filming_hawaii_shorts_00.jpg

This more your speed?

bigass.jpg
 

borisvodofsky

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Feb 12, 2010
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IDK about crappy its directed by Darren Aronofsky, whos previous 2 movies were both great

The Wrestler and The Fountain, as well as requiem and Pi

hes got a great track record

Wrestler - that guy's so ugly I couldn't finish watching the movie which was all about him....

Did not see Fountain,

Requiem,, OMFG whoopdie dooo druggsss... It's the music that's emotionally tiring not the film or the premise..

Pi -- was just full of noises, that annoys the hell outta you.
 

bfdd

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Feb 3, 2007
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I'm not really into lesbians, but Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis are hot as fuck(two of my favorites) and now I have to see this film just to watch them make out.
 

QueBert

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This more your speed?

*snip*

Doubtful, she's sitting + the angle exaggerates things, standing up her ass probably isn't all that great. But it's better than Mila's by a long shot Mila has the ass of a 8 year old boy, her face is nice but her lack of ass though, ugh. I'm not saying every woman has to have an ass like Tahiry, but at least have some ass.

mila_kunis_filming_hawaii_shorts_04.jpg


Her backside's disturbingly gross.
 
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Frintin

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It is hard to remove your mind from an Aronofsky movie. I have have had a Natalie Portman fixation for a long time (except for an fortunate accident which caused me to regain my memory and stop the recurring nightmare of someone speaking "Meesa") and am looking forward to seeing this movie.
 

Anubis

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Aug 31, 2001
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Wrestler - that guy's so ugly I couldn't finish watching the movie which was all about him....

Did not see Fountain,

Requiem,, OMFG whoopdie dooo druggsss... It's the music that's emotionally tiring not the film or the premise..

Pi -- was just full of noises, that annoys the hell outta you.

let me guess you are a Micheal Bay fan
 

zinfamous

No Lifer
Jul 12, 2006
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Wrestler - that guy's so ugly I couldn't finish watching the movie which was all about him....

Did not see Fountain,

Requiem,, OMFG whoopdie dooo druggsss... It's the music that's emotionally tiring not the film or the premise..

Pi -- was just full of noises, that annoys the hell outta you.

you don't spend much time thinking, do you?

:hmm: