Black Presidential candidate, Alan Keyes, demands Obama's full birth certificificate.

[PottedMeat]

This thread should be praised for it has brought much lulz to the world.


"you're a stinky asshole, dickboy."

...just plain awesome.

 

[Harvey]

Originally posted by: K3N

If you ever have the chance listen to the following explanation and analysis by webster tarpley.

You keep bringing up wingnuts like Tarpley so I'll repost this from earlier in the thread. We need more tinfoil beanies, Scotty!

Webster Griffin Tarpley is an author, journalist, lecturer, and critic of US foreign and domestic policy. Tarpley maintains that the events of 9/11 were engineered by a rogue network of the military industrial complex. His writings and speeches describe a model of false flag terror operations by a rogue network in the military/intelligence sector working with moles in the private sector and in corporate media, and locates such contemporary false flag operations in a historical context stretching back in the English speaking world to at least the "gunpowder plot" in England in 1605.

Tarpley is a freaking 9-11 conspiracy theorist. Cue the freaking theramin (old sci-fi movie sound effect)...

1. ... < Oooo-o-o-WHEE-E-E-E-ooo-o-o-o > ...

I'm picking up bahahahahaad vibrations! :laugh:

I don't know what you, Keyes and Tarpley are smoking, but it's pretty heavy sh8, and you're not even sharing. :roll:

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: cyclohexane
Who the fuck cares about where he's born?

The Constitution for starters, you dolt.

 

[Lemon law]

While Alan Keyes may have some following, what he has is a big frosty mug of hot air. Its the fundamental trouble with conspiracy theories, while they cannot be disproved, they can't be proved either.

And since Keyes has no proof, he basically becomes nothing but a persona of loud farts, everyone knows he is full of shit, but only some people enjoy the general stench.

And for all of you connoisseurs of fine farts, you are welcome to enjoy it, but please take the stench away from us that do not, a win win, more stench for you, less for us.

 

[Harvey]

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: cyclohexane

Who the fuck cares about where he's born?

The Constitution for starters, you dolt.

Great, but since the matter is already legally settled, this after the fact bullshit is a meaningless jackoff.

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Originally posted by: jackschmittusa
Working on the video. Going to include grainy pics of a mutilated penis. That will be proof that while McCain heroically resisted, he caved in when they began to work on his dick. McCain denies this, but refuses to show his dick in public. What is he trying to hide?

ahahahahahaha. you win.

 

[Budmantom]

Originally posted by: Harvey

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: cyclohexane

Who the fuck cares about where he's born?

The Constitution for starters, you dolt.

Great, but since the matter is already legally settled, this after the fact bullshit is a meaningless jackoff.

Now let's get back to talking about Palins medical records, right Harvey?

 

[piasabird]

Just request a copy under the freedom of Information Act? Should be able to get the original documents.

 

[Harvey]

Originally posted by: Budmantom

Now let's get back to talking about Palins medical records, right Harvey?

With any luck, Palin's fifteen minutes are about up. Unless she tries another run for Federal office, why would I care about her medical records?

 

[imported_K3N]

Oh boy, looks like the Constitution is finally being taken seriously!!!

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread413158/pg1

 

[umbrella39]

Originally posted by: K3N
Oh boy, looks like the Constitution is finally being taken seriously!!!

Unlike you, who never will be. Congrats.

 

[alien42]

Originally posted by: K3N
Oh boy, looks like the Constitution is finally being taken seriously!!!

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread413158/pg1

"The case originally sought, pre-election, to have the names of Barack Obama, John McCain, and Roger Calero removed from New Jersey ballots"

LOL, K3N continues to deliver.

 

[frostedflakes]

Originally posted by: K3N
Oh boy, looks like the Constitution is finally being taken seriously!!!

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread413158/pg1

And if they rule that he is in fact a US citizen, will you finally shut up? Or will it become another conspiracy?

 

[DaveSimmons]

I wonder if people posting threads like this are actually working for the shadow government, crying wolf again and again so that when the enclave finally makes its move we'll all be too jaded to notice.

 

[Brainonska511]

Originally posted by: DaveSimmons

I wonder if people posting threads like this are actually working for the shadow government, crying wolf again and again so that when the enclave finally makes its move we'll all be too jaded to notice.

He's on to us....

dispatches hit squad

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Worst conspiracy theory thread ever... Is this supposed to be payback for McCain having been born on a US Naval Base in Panama?

 

[imported_K3N]

"Kenya Ambassador Confirms Obama BORN IN KENYA"

http://my.wrif.com/mim/?p=916

Worst conspiracy theory thread ever... Is this supposed to be payback for McCain having been born on a US Naval Base in Panama?

Both of these men are puppets of the international bankers who got us into the financial crisis.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQbH1gP2X9c

 

[jackschmittusa]

K3N

Where do you find crazy-ass sites like this one?

Article about "Eisenhower?s Death Camps" on one page, another about the Nazis falsely accused of running one.

 

[imported_K3N]

Originally posted by: jackschmittusa
K3N

Where do you find crazy-ass sites like this one?

Article about "Eisenhower?s Death Camps" on one page, another about the Nazis falsely accused of running one.

I found it at abovetopsecret.com

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQbH1gP2X9c

 

[daniel49]

Originally posted by: Rainsford

Originally posted by: daniel49

Originally posted by: eskimospy

Originally posted by: daniel49

Originally posted by: Rainsford

Originally posted by: daniel49

Originally posted by: K3N
This is really seriouse folks.
http://www.chipleypaper.com/ne....html/proof_obama.html

Obama's Paternal grandmother said that she was right there in the Kenyan village where Obama was born. Through out history tyrants from other country (such as Stalin and Hitler) have been the ones to run down a nation to the ground. Im not a right winger nor do i believe in the left wing/right wing paradigm we have right now, but this is serious folks. And please don't point that pro-obama, factcheck.org site. McCain and Obama are both puppets.

hmm interesting turn.
You might want to check your typo on serious, Before a spelling nazi gets ya though.

Wow, some guy beats the same dead horse that people have been beating for months now with no results. Interesting turn indeed :roll:

it is till the horse is buried.

The horse is buried, genius. It's been officially certified by the head of the issuing and record maintenance agency that oversees it.

And yet the horse keeps digging itself up.
Plz remember ,genius ,all I said though is it was interesting.
You yourself must agree with that assesment as if it wasn't interesting, you would not have taken the time to enter the thread and post.

People keep digging the horse up, which is not the same thing. This is manufactured controversy, and while that in and of itself may be interesting, the actual topic is not.

As Berg says it really is simple to get rid of completely.
Provide the birth certificate and it goes away.
He is not. Why?
If you or I had to we could produce it in a week.
Have you looked at bergs evidence. does not seem flakey to me.
personally I wish he would produce it so we can move on.
But his reluctance is suspicious at best.

 

[daniel49]

Originally posted by: dennilfloss
His birth certificate was shown to be legit in August, for fuck's sake!

http://www.factcheck.org/elect...8/born_in_the_usa.html

They have pics of even the Hawaii newspaper birth announcement.:roll:

then get some experts to look at it. factscheck.org people are not document experts.

 

[daniel49]

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: L00PY

Originally posted by: K3N
Obama Birth Certificate Fraud Proof
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIsQJNTvlUE


Please try to disprove the second youtube link. Again please im asking, why can't obama realease his full birth certificate and even his college application?

I'll admit I jumped a bit around with that second link but it's pretty silly and way to slow. He seems to be repeating those tinfoil hat claims that the documentation Obama provided was a fake because there weren't folds, you couldn't see the raised seal, and so on.

All of that has been disproved. There are crease marks visible in other shots. There is a raised seal. There is a signature stamp. It is a legal document per Hawaii laws.

That's a laser printout that was recently printed. There is still a huge loophole for conspiracy theorists. I am over it all, but I would still like to see the following items to shut everyone up:

1) original birth certificate
2) SAT score
3) LSAT score
4) College transcripts

That should shut everyone up so we can move on to focus on how Obama plans to "change" this country.

qft

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: daniel49

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: L00PY

Originally posted by: K3N
Obama Birth Certificate Fraud Proof
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIsQJNTvlUE


Please try to disprove the second youtube link. Again please im asking, why can't obama realease his full birth certificate and even his college application?

I'll admit I jumped a bit around with that second link but it's pretty silly and way to slow. He seems to be repeating those tinfoil hat claims that the documentation Obama provided was a fake because there weren't folds, you couldn't see the raised seal, and so on.

All of that has been disproved. There are crease marks visible in other shots. There is a raised seal. There is a signature stamp. It is a legal document per Hawaii laws.

That's a laser printout that was recently printed. There is still a huge loophole for conspiracy theorists. I am over it all, but I would still like to see the following items to shut everyone up:

1) original birth certificate
2) SAT score
3) LSAT score
4) College transcripts

That should shut everyone up so we can move on to focus on how Obama plans to "change" this country.

qft

That's still not enough. I'd like to see that plus a blood test, stool sample, colonoscopy (video of it on youtube, so we're sure it's really his colon), verified hair sample authenicated by no less than six universities, analysis of toe-nail clippings, phone records for every call he's ever made or any of the people he's met have ever paid, plus dissection of his cerebrum to ensure that during its formative first few days out of the womb there are traces of microbes native to Hawaii hanging around in those cells and not those native to Kenya.

Finally, let's just throw that terrorist muslim in a damn jail cell.

 

[Lemon law]

Lets face the facts, various conspiracy theory types will be upset over this Obama citizenship issue for years and years, their snit may even last a century or better, and more realistically they will never get over it.

While some will fan the flames for political gain, the sheep will enjoy themselves, because even though powerless, the sheep think they are empowered by believing in some thing only their limited crowd believes.

 

[L00PY]

Originally posted by: daniel49
As Berg says it really is simple to get rid of completely.
Provide the birth certificate and it goes away.
He is not. Why?
If you or I had to we could produce it in a week.
Have you looked at bergs evidence. does not seem flakey to me.
personally I wish he would produce it so we can move on.
But his reluctance is suspicious at best.

If you or I had to, we would do the same exact thing Obama did, contact the appropriate state department and release what they sent us. Believe it or not, odds are it'd be a computer print out too.

I have looked at Berg's evidence. Claiming a difference in the history of Wikipedia entries as evidence seems flaky to me. If you think that rings of a credible claim, you're flakier than baklava.

Would you agree with my ratings of these types of evidence?
1) Providing an actual certified Kenyan birth certificate for Obama? (Pretty good evidence.)
2) Providing a picture of a Kenyan birth certificate for Obama? (Okay evidence.)
3) Providing a sworn affidavit of someone who claims to have seen a Kenyan birth certificate for Obama? (So-so evidence.)
4) Giving the name of someone who says they saw a Kenyan birth certificate for Obama? (Crappy evidence.)
5) Giving the name of someone who claims unnamed people saw a Kenyan birth certificate for Obama? (Berg's level of evidence. Really.)

The only way Berg could have sunk lower is if he used the fringes of AT P&N as a source.