Black man asks nation for change

[Nitemare]

And in other news...


Old white woman asks for free health care

 

[Safeway]

A black man on the street in Austin asked me for change the other day. I gave him a pretty bad look, but he continued to urge me that he needed change.

He sounded very pressed and serious. I asked him exactly how much change he wanted. He said a lot. Only a lot of change would suffice.

What the hell, black man on the street yelling for change. Get a job or something.

Full story: Text

 

[Ns1]

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[xanis]

I take it you don't live in a big city?

 

[Nohr]

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[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: Safeway
A black man on the street in Austin asked me for change the other day. I gave him a pretty bad look, but he continued to urge me that he needed change.

He sounded very pressed and serious. I asked him exactly how much change he wanted. He said a lot. Only a lot of change would suffice.

What the hell, black man on the street yelling for change. Get a job or something.

Live a sheltered life much?

 

[ElFenix]

http://www.theonion.com/conten...asks_nation_for_change

 

[JJChicken]

lol

 

[Safeway]

Apparently, no one gets the humor. It is about Obama. Screwed and chopped rendition of an Onion article.

 

[Kirby]

Some guy asked me for cigarettes today. I told him I didn't have any, so he went to the ashtray on top of the garbage cans and got him some.

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: nkgreen
Some guy asked me for cigarettes today. I told him I didn't have any, so he went to the ashtray on top of the garbage cans and got him some.

That's happened to me before, too. I don't smoke, so I didn't have any. The guy picked up and smoked a filter. There couldn't have been any tobacco left.

 

[cherrytwist]

Originally posted by: Safeway
Apparently, no one gets the humor. It is about Obama. Screwed and chopped rendition of an Onion article.

Perhaps it's just not funny.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: Safeway
Apparently, no one gets the humor. It is about Obama. Screwed and chopped rendition of an Onion article.

Yeah, tell that to his spiritual leader and morale compass who was on his campaign staff.

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: Nohr
Text

Good technique, but he should cross the street faster. At that angle of crossing, he is still too close to the black man. Cut directly across the street for maximum separation.

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman

Originally posted by: Safeway
Apparently, no one gets the humor. It is about Obama. Screwed and chopped rendition of an Onion article.

Yeah, tell that to his spiritual leader and morale compass who was on his campaign staff.

Haha, I loved the article. You should read the whole thing.

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: Nohr
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:laugh: I had read that quoted on some site before (here?), but didn't link to The Onion and had no picture of Obama. I hadn't connected the dots and was confused. Now I'm just hysterical right now. Hilarious.

+

 

[PottedMeat]

If you ask the average black man, she gotta have much back.

 

[Nitemare]

Is the search button broke?

?

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: PottedMeat
If you ask the average black man, she gotta have much back.

:music:
My anaconda don't want none
unless you got buns hon!
:music:

 

[ManBearPig]

this is fucking awesome:

"I'll be honest, when that black guy said he would 'stop at nothing' to get change, it kind of scared me," local mechanic Phil Nighbert said. "Just leave me alone."

lmao

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: PottedMeat
If you ask the average black man, she gotta have much back.

:music:
My anaconda don't want none
unless you got buns hon!
:music:

You can do side bends or sit-ups
But please don't lose that butt

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Is the search button broke?

?

I did a search for black man and black guy. So yes, it is.

 

[Baked]

Surely this is a parody thread.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Is the search button broke?

?

I did a search for black man and black guy. So yes, it is.

Saw it on the Onion and a few other forums as well, thought it was old.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
http://www.theonion.com/conten...asks_nation_for_change

I just saw a commercial for this guy (first political commercial I've seen so far this year), and he was talking about change and gas prices. I guess he needed change for gas? Man, those prices are hitting everyone hard.

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: Nohr
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Good technique, but he should cross the street faster. At that angle of crossing, he is still too close to the black man. Cut directly across the street for maximum separation.

Actually, he should have followed a parabolic trajectory (or perhaps hyperbolic?), based on desired proximity and the walking speed of both parties.