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Bizarre Optical Illusion

Joyride

Golden Member
Apr 2, 2001
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God I hate those screaming things.

Did anyone catch the Funniest Home Videos on ABC where they showed video of people watching one of those? Funniest thing I have seen in a while
 
Jan 31, 2002
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Dear:

[ ] Clueless Newbie
[X] Loser
[ ] 12 year old
[ ] Troll
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Wannabe
[ ] Asskisser
[X] Lamer
[ ] AOL user / Freeserver
[ ] kEwL wArEz d00d
[ ] Web TV user
[ ] Fanboy
[ ] Me too er
[ ] Silly~Sod, Willy~Wod, or Zilly~Zod
[ ] Fool
[ ] l33t h4x0r
[ ] Guy from Mental Institution
[ ] All of the above
[X] Other: Flash-picture poster

You Are Being Flamed Because

[ ] You posted your opinons in the third person
[ ] You posted "Wow I read the whole thread!" or equivelant in your post
[ ] You posted a .999_ = 1 thread
[ ] You posted an PC vs X-Box thread
[ ] You posted a (InsertRandomRPG) vs DiabloII thread
[ ] You committed crimes against pork biproducts
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You haven't read the FAQ
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in
[X] You just plain suck
[ ] You posted false information
[X] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You doubleposted
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
[ ] You posted racist crap
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] You insulted a respected regular of this group
[X] Do I need a reason? You're a freakin' loser
[ ] You posted the stupidest question I have ever heard
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE thread in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[X] You are in violation of basic netiquette.
[ ] You asked a question that is covered in the FAQ.
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[X] Just because
[ ] All of the above

In Punishment, You Must:

[X] STOP POSTING!!!
[ ] Read the f****** FAQ
[ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
[ ] Go to your room with no supper
[X] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
[ ] Learn about the Internet (http://www.learnthenet.com/).
[ ] Lurk for at least 2 weeks before you post again.
[X] Take a soothing bath with an electrical appliance.
[ ] Limit yourself to 2 hours of My Little Pony per day.
[X] Kick a pitbull in the balls.
[X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing

[ ] Stop masturbating for a: [ ] week [ ] month [ ] year
[ ] Get yourslef sprayed/neutered
[ ] Turn yourself in to the cops.
[ ] Ask the nurse to increase your medication.
[ ] Give up your AOL / Freeserve account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[X] Actually post something relevant
[X] Wipe your arse on the way out, you've left a terrible smell around here.
[X] Ensure you're further forward in the queue when God next hands out brains.

[ ] All of the above

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[X] Blow me
[X] Get a life

[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[X] Go to hell
[ ] I think your IQ must be 7
[X] Take your s*** somewhere else
[ ] Learn to post or f*** off
[ ] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] *PLONK*
[X] Screw yourself with a 2x4
[X] Seek professional help.
[X] Lick a wall socket.

[ ] All of the above

- M4H
 

XZeroII

Lifer
Jun 30, 2001
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Ah, the mute button saves the day. I knew what it was, so i pressed the mute button before I clicked the link. Once I saw it, I knew what it was and closed it.
 

gigapet

Lifer
Aug 9, 2001
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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Dear:

[ ] Clueless Newbie
[X] Loser
[ ] 12 year old
[ ] Troll
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Wannabe
[ ] Asskisser
[X] Lamer
[ ] AOL user / Freeserver
[ ] kEwL wArEz d00d
[ ] Web TV user
[ ] Fanboy
[ ] Me too er
[ ] Silly~Sod, Willy~Wod, or Zilly~Zod
[ ] Fool
[ ] l33t h4x0r
[ ] Guy from Mental Institution
[ ] All of the above
[X] Other: Flash-picture poster

You Are Being Flamed Because

[ ] You posted your opinons in the third person
[ ] You posted "Wow I read the whole thread!" or equivelant in your post
[ ] You posted a .999_ = 1 thread
[ ] You posted an PC vs X-Box thread
[ ] You posted a (InsertRandomRPG) vs DiabloII thread
[ ] You committed crimes against pork biproducts
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You haven't read the FAQ
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in
[X] You just plain suck
[ ] You posted false information
[X] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You doubleposted
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
[ ] You posted racist crap
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] You insulted a respected regular of this group
[X] Do I need a reason? You're a freakin' loser
[ ] You posted the stupidest question I have ever heard
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE thread in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[X] You are in violation of basic netiquette.
[ ] You asked a question that is covered in the FAQ.
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[X] Just because
[ ] All of the above

In Punishment, You Must:

[X] STOP POSTING!!!
[ ] Read the f****** FAQ
[ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
[ ] Go to your room with no supper
[X] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
[ ] Learn about the Internet (http://www.learnthenet.com/).
[ ] Lurk for at least 2 weeks before you post again.
[X] Take a soothing bath with an electrical appliance.
[ ] Limit yourself to 2 hours of My Little Pony per day.
[X] Kick a pitbull in the balls.
[X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing

[ ] Stop masturbating for a: [ ] week [ ] month [ ] year
[ ] Get yourslef sprayed/neutered
[ ] Turn yourself in to the cops.
[ ] Ask the nurse to increase your medication.
[ ] Give up your AOL / Freeserve account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[X] Actually post something relevant
[X] Wipe your arse on the way out, you've left a terrible smell around here.
[X] Ensure you're further forward in the queue when God next hands out brains.

[ ] All of the above

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[X] Blow me
[X] Get a life

[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[X] Go to hell
[ ] I think your IQ must be 7
[X] Take your s*** somewhere else
[ ] Learn to post or f*** off
[ ] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] *PLONK*
[X] Screw yourself with a 2x4
[X] Seek professional help.
[X] Lick a wall socket.

[ ] All of the above

- M4H

damn that was the funniest thing you posted ......i was right practice does make perfect ........keep up the good work man
 

BooGiMaN

Diamond Member
Jul 5, 2001
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:):Q:confused::disgust:
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amnesiac

Lifer
Oct 13, 1999
15,781
1
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Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: amnesiac
Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: fyleow
If it's one of those screaming things then...welcome to last year
HAHA - busted!

:eek:

You just lost 10,000 Grasshopper points.
Grasshopper points are gayer than my link...

Well in that case,

You get ONE BILLION GRASSHOPPER POINTS!!

There, now you're officially the gayest man on the planet. Expect a fruit basket from LordJezo shortly.