Brutuskend
Lifer
December 26th
Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that I'm writing you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month! (While filled with illusion I wrote you this letter).
I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller-blades, and a football uniform.
I destroyed my brain studying the whole year! Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school.
I'm not going to lie to you Santa; there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me. With my parents, my brothers, my friends and with my neighbors, I would go on errands and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing I wouldn't do for humanity!
WHAT BALLS YOU HAVE LEAVING ME A FVCKING YO-YO, A STUPID ASS WHISTLE, AND A PAIR OF SOCKS! WHAT THE FVCK WERE YOU THINKING, YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH, THAT YOU'VE TAKEN ME FOR A SUCKER THE WHOLE FVCKING YEAR, TO COME OUT WITH SOME SH!T LIKE THIS UNDER THE DAMN TREE.
AS IF YOU HADN'T FVCKED ME ENOUGH, YOU GAVE THAT LITTLE SH!THEAD ACROSS THE STREET SO MANY FVCKING TOYS THAT HE CAN'T EVEN WALK INTO HIS DAMN HOUSE!
PLEASE DON'T LET ME SEE YOU TRYING TO FIT YOUR BIG FAT ASS DOWN MY CHIMNEY NEXT YEAR!
"I'LL FVCK YOU UP!"
I'LL THROW ROCKS AT THOSE STUPID ASS REINDEERS OF YOURS, AND SCARE THEM THE FVCK AWAY, SO YOU'LL HAVE TO WALK YOUR BIG FAT ASS BACK TO THE NORTH POLE, JUST LIKE I HAVE TO DO SINCE YOU DIDN'T GET ME THAT FVCKING BIKE, YOU PUNK BITCH!!
YOU KNOW WHAT SANTA, FVCK YOU!! NEXT YEAR YOU'LL FIND OUT HOW BAD I CAN REALLY FVCKING BE, YOU FAT BASTARD.... SO WATCH YOUR BACK NEXT YEAR, YOU FAT FVCK!
Sincerely,
Johnny
Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that I'm writing you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month! (While filled with illusion I wrote you this letter).
I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller-blades, and a football uniform.
I destroyed my brain studying the whole year! Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school.
I'm not going to lie to you Santa; there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me. With my parents, my brothers, my friends and with my neighbors, I would go on errands and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing I wouldn't do for humanity!
WHAT BALLS YOU HAVE LEAVING ME A FVCKING YO-YO, A STUPID ASS WHISTLE, AND A PAIR OF SOCKS! WHAT THE FVCK WERE YOU THINKING, YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH, THAT YOU'VE TAKEN ME FOR A SUCKER THE WHOLE FVCKING YEAR, TO COME OUT WITH SOME SH!T LIKE THIS UNDER THE DAMN TREE.
AS IF YOU HADN'T FVCKED ME ENOUGH, YOU GAVE THAT LITTLE SH!THEAD ACROSS THE STREET SO MANY FVCKING TOYS THAT HE CAN'T EVEN WALK INTO HIS DAMN HOUSE!
PLEASE DON'T LET ME SEE YOU TRYING TO FIT YOUR BIG FAT ASS DOWN MY CHIMNEY NEXT YEAR!
"I'LL FVCK YOU UP!"
I'LL THROW ROCKS AT THOSE STUPID ASS REINDEERS OF YOURS, AND SCARE THEM THE FVCK AWAY, SO YOU'LL HAVE TO WALK YOUR BIG FAT ASS BACK TO THE NORTH POLE, JUST LIKE I HAVE TO DO SINCE YOU DIDN'T GET ME THAT FVCKING BIKE, YOU PUNK BITCH!!
YOU KNOW WHAT SANTA, FVCK YOU!! NEXT YEAR YOU'LL FIND OUT HOW BAD I CAN REALLY FVCKING BE, YOU FAT BASTARD.... SO WATCH YOUR BACK NEXT YEAR, YOU FAT FVCK!
Sincerely,
Johnny
