Bitch Slap: The Movie

[Sphexi]

This looks incredibly stupid.


Even full of girls, guns, and whatever else, I just can't imagine it'll be any good. Now, there is a midget named Hot Pocket in it, and she uses a machine gun. Maybe that'll make the whole thing worth it?

Youtube trailer.


Edit:

Oh, and Kevin Sorbo and Lucy Lawless are in it. WTH x 10?

 

[toekramp]

I am toekramp, and I approve of this trailer.

 

[l0cke]

There is an Asian girl named Kinki who uses a yo-you as a weapon

 

[Sphexi]

Originally posted by: l0cke
There is an Asian girl named Kinki who uses a yo-you as a weapon

I know. This is like DOA but worse.

 

[Mide]

looks like a joke

 

[RESmonkey]

This can't be a real movie. It just can't.

 

[Praxis1452]

Originally posted by: RESmonkey
This can't be a real movie. It just can't.

^^

... :shocked:

 

[Sphexi]

Originally posted by: Praxis1452

Originally posted by: RESmonkey
This can't be a real movie. It just can't.

^^

... :shocked:

At first I thought the Youtube link would be a Rick James 5 fingers clip from Dave Chappelle's show. But no, it was a real trailer, for a real bad movie.

 

[Goosemaster]

Kanye was already pushing it with the music video...

 

[Goosemaster]

BTW I will get drunk and watch this.

berry berry...I will stagger into the theater and it will kick ass.

 

[Pheran]

Looks like another "Grindhouse" type film. I appreciated the trailer at least.

 

[dbk]

omg those girls are hot hot hot

 

[Anonemous]

lol Hot Pocket... female version of Mini Me?

 

[ForumMaster]

heh. gunz. and dual meaning! would this be considered a porno?

 

[Bateluer]

Its titled Bitch Slap, did you expect it to be good?

 

[Sphexi]

Originally posted by: ForumMaster
heh. gunz. and dual meaning! would this be considered a porno?

I somehow doubt it, although it probably will have an "unrated" DVD release. I remember this movie that came out a year or two ago, some horror flick that took place in a bar in the desert where these monsters were attacking. Jason Mewes was in it for some reason. Either way, horrible movie, and next to no nudity, but one of the monsters did orally violate a chick.