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lokiju

Lifer
May 29, 2003
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I'm not sure I could remain so calm if I came home to find my 2.5 year old son did this :p

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way...=tw&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

Will make anyone think a bit harder about having a kid or another on for that matter I bet! :D

I think I might honestly be so overwhelmed by the situation that I might just do like she did and only say OMG OMG OMG over and over until I got myself together enough to call a cleaning service.
 
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bignateyk

Lifer
Apr 22, 2002
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Looks like a good opportunity to teach the little bastards how to use a vacuum cleaner and duster. No food till there's not a spec of flour to be found.
 

MrChad

Lifer
Aug 22, 2001
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Looks like a good opportunity to teach the little bastards how to use a vacuum cleaner and duster. No food till there's not a spec of flour to be found.

LOL, give a 1 year old and a 3 year old a vacuum and duster? Good luck with that.

Mom is remarkably calm in that video
 

alfa147x

Lifer
Jul 14, 2005
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Are they fucking stupid? Nothing was destroyed. Learn to use a fucking vacuums cleaner. Not that big of a deal. Yeah will it take some time to clean up. BUT overall nothing was broken.

Dumb ass parents. Learn to keep shit locked up. Children that young need to have boundaries.

Hell I did something of this nature with a large bag of rice (indian). Well yeah I was slapped and yelled at... but I'm pretty sure my mother didn't leave the pantry door open again.

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I hate how she keeps saying "Oh my gosh, oh my gosh." Like she's attempting to pleasure herself. What the hell.
 
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Puppies04

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Apr 25, 2011
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So she came out the bathroom where she was feeling unwell with a freaking video camera.. what was she doing? Maybe making a little money on the side with scat porn...

Nothing a vacuum and a rag won't clean up

FAKE
 

GuitarDaddy

Lifer
Nov 9, 2004
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This is lame beyond words, nothing a vacum and sponge mop can't clean up in 5 mins. I have seen much MUCH worse.
 

SlitheryDee

Lifer
Feb 2, 2005
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That mess took some serious time to make. Children that young should never be left unattended for that long.
 

AMDZen

Lifer
Apr 15, 2004
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This is when you smack your children, obviously they don't even know they did wrong - and that is how you make sure they know. Pussification of America continues.

If my dad didn't smack the shit out of me every now and again, I can't imagine who I would have grown up to be
 

CrazyAznDriver

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Nov 28, 2010
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I like this one lol
Kids.jpg
 

DesiPower

Lifer
Nov 22, 2008
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This is when you smack your children, obviously they don't even know they did wrong - and that is how you make sure they know. Pussification of America continues.

If my dad didn't smack the shit out of me every now and again, I can't imagine who I would have grown up to be

They don't know what they did wrong is because their mom started it with them to begin with. Its fake.
 

Q

Lifer
Jul 21, 2005
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Least they didn't spill water as well.

The "oh my gosh" is driving me insane though, it's quite annoying the way she says it.
 

IronWing

No Lifer
Jul 20, 2001
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My sister tried to make a water bed using garbage bags and masking tape. My dad figured out there was a problem when water started dripping out of the ceiling in his den.