Birth Control

[Klixxer]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: NeoV
"3. Never ejaculated in her "

why are you worrying again? Yes, yes, I know all about the pre-c, but if you didn't finish the job in the house, then you don't have to worry about anyone coming back out of the house...or something like that..

BS. trust me, that is BS, early retirement is an extremely unsafe method.

Catholics have been relying on the "pull and pray" method for centuries. It's worked out well for them. 😕

Lol, is that why there are so damn many catholics?

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: Zeppelin2282

Originally posted by: Klixxer
Ahhh, yes, of course, you never went in her (wtf does that mean, does this thread have anything to do with the one doing no2 while having sex, if so, it is disgusting).

Pregnancy test and good luck, don't fvck up again, next time, use a condom, do you know WHERE she has been since you broke up? You could be facing something a bit more serious.

went in her as in, I never ejaculated. Shes no slut, this is a girl I have just broken up with after a year and her or her friends would tell me if she hooked up with someone else.

cheapgoose said that norplan and depo are instant, which I believe shes on.

Precum can easily get someone pregnant.

Talk to a doctor if you're that worried. My healthcare provider has a free number for simple questions I think, check yours out.

 

[jtusa]

I must be paranoid, because even when my ex was on the pill I still wrapped it up.

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: AgaBooga
she's your ex gf and you still banged her?

That's what they're there for.

And I've always heard you should wait.

😕 wait for what?

The drugs to make it through the system.

Still, the most effective forms of contraception are:
Abstinence
Masturbation
Anal sex
Oral sex

Sorry, i just didn't read the first post fully.

And yes, i know, what you forgot about was a lot of other different things, between the breasts, between the cheeks and so on.

Of course, but saying tittyfuck[/b] on anandtech might get a mother or two upset.

LOL! sooo sensitive huh? 😉

I care for the mothers.

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: jtusa4
I must be paranoid, because even when my ex was on the pill I still wrapped it up.

Ditto.

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: NeoV
"3. Never ejaculated in her "

why are you worrying again? Yes, yes, I know all about the pre-c, but if you didn't finish the job in the house, then you don't have to worry about anyone coming back out of the house...or something like that..

BS. trust me, that is BS, early retirement is an extremely unsafe method.

Catholics have been relying on the "pull and pray" method for centuries. It's worked out well for them. 😕

Lol, is that why there are so damn many catholics?

😉

 

[Mr. Lennon]

Originally posted by: NeoV
Yes, yes, I know all about the pre-c, but if you didn't finish the job in the house, then you don't have to worry about anyone coming back out of the house...or something like that..

haha I got a good laugh out of that

 

[Klixxer]

Originally posted by: Zeppelin2282

Originally posted by: Klixxer
Ahhh, yes, of course, you never went in her (wtf does that mean, does this thread have anything to do with the one doing no2 while having sex, if so, it is disgusting).

Pregnancy test and good luck, don't fvck up again, next time, use a condom, do you know WHERE she has been since you broke up? You could be facing something a bit more serious.

went in her as in, I never ejaculated. Shes no slut, this is a girl I have just broken up with after a year and her or her friends would tell me if she hooked up with someone else.

cheapgoose said that norplan and depo are instant, which I believe shes on.

There are no instants, it takes a while for the hormones to do the job, it is no differant than other hormone pills, it takes a week or two.

In any case i would go check out my bratwürst before i stick it anywhere else, in the future, remember to bring the condoms.

 

[Klixxer]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: AgaBooga
she's your ex gf and you still banged her?

That's what they're there for.

And I've always heard you should wait.

😕 wait for what?

The drugs to make it through the system.

Still, the most effective forms of contraception are:
Abstinence
Masturbation
Anal sex
Oral sex

Sorry, i just didn't read the first post fully.

And yes, i know, what you forgot about was a lot of other different things, between the breasts, between the cheeks and so on.

Of course, but saying tittyfuck[/b] on anandtech might get a mother or two upset.

LOL! sooo sensitive huh? 😉

I care for the mothers.

Oh yeah?

 

[Klixxer]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: NeoV
"3. Never ejaculated in her "

why are you worrying again? Yes, yes, I know all about the pre-c, but if you didn't finish the job in the house, then you don't have to worry about anyone coming back out of the house...or something like that..

BS. trust me, that is BS, early retirement is an extremely unsafe method.

Catholics have been relying on the "pull and pray" method for centuries. It's worked out well for them. 😕

Lol, is that why there are so damn many catholics?

😉

You winkin at me pretty boy?

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: AgaBooga
she's your ex gf and you still banged her?

That's what they're there for.

And I've always heard you should wait.

😕 wait for what?

The drugs to make it through the system.

Still, the most effective forms of contraception are:
Abstinence
Masturbation
Anal sex
Oral sex

Sorry, i just didn't read the first post fully.

And yes, i know, what you forgot about was a lot of other different things, between the breasts, between the cheeks and so on.

Of course, but saying tittyfuck[/b] on anandtech might get a mother or two upset.

LOL! sooo sensitive huh? 😉

I care for the mothers.

Oh yeah?

Now here is where the real dilema begins. Do I provide the obvious response of "ask yours" or do I come up with something funnier?

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: NeoV
"3. Never ejaculated in her "

why are you worrying again? Yes, yes, I know all about the pre-c, but if you didn't finish the job in the house, then you don't have to worry about anyone coming back out of the house...or something like that..

BS. trust me, that is BS, early retirement is an extremely unsafe method.

Catholics have been relying on the "pull and pray" method for centuries. It's worked out well for them. 😕

Lol, is that why there are so damn many catholics?

😉

You winkin at me pretty boy?

:lips:

 

[Mr. Lennon]

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: Zeppelin2282

Originally posted by: Klixxer
Ahhh, yes, of course, you never went in her (wtf does that mean, does this thread have anything to do with the one doing no2 while having sex, if so, it is disgusting).

Pregnancy test and good luck, don't fvck up again, next time, use a condom, do you know WHERE she has been since you broke up? You could be facing something a bit more serious.

went in her as in, I never ejaculated. Shes no slut, this is a girl I have just broken up with after a year and her or her friends would tell me if she hooked up with someone else.

cheapgoose said that norplan and depo are instant, which I believe shes on.

There are no instants, it takes a while for the hormones to do the job, it is no differant than other hormone pills, it takes a week or two.

In any case i would go check out my bratwürst before i stick it anywhere else, in the future, remember to bring the condoms.

I have always used condoms, just that we drank a little too much and it just went down south from there.

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: Zeppelin2282

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: Zeppelin2282

Originally posted by: Klixxer
Ahhh, yes, of course, you never went in her (wtf does that mean, does this thread have anything to do with the one doing no2 while having sex, if so, it is disgusting).

Pregnancy test and good luck, don't fvck up again, next time, use a condom, do you know WHERE she has been since you broke up? You could be facing something a bit more serious.

went in her as in, I never ejaculated. Shes no slut, this is a girl I have just broken up with after a year and her or her friends would tell me if she hooked up with someone else.

cheapgoose said that norplan and depo are instant, which I believe shes on.

There are no instants, it takes a while for the hormones to do the job, it is no differant than other hormone pills, it takes a week or two.

In any case i would go check out my bratwürst before i stick it anywhere else, in the future, remember to bring the condoms.

I have always used condoms, just that we drank a little too much and it just went down south from there.

Ahh the "I was too drunk to think with the big head" excuse. I believe that's excuse #283 in the official list.

 

[jtusa]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Zeppelin2282

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: Zeppelin2282

Originally posted by: Klixxer
Ahhh, yes, of course, you never went in her (wtf does that mean, does this thread have anything to do with the one doing no2 while having sex, if so, it is disgusting).

Pregnancy test and good luck, don't fvck up again, next time, use a condom, do you know WHERE she has been since you broke up? You could be facing something a bit more serious.

went in her as in, I never ejaculated. Shes no slut, this is a girl I have just broken up with after a year and her or her friends would tell me if she hooked up with someone else.

cheapgoose said that norplan and depo are instant, which I believe shes on.

There are no instants, it takes a while for the hormones to do the job, it is no differant than other hormone pills, it takes a week or two.

In any case i would go check out my bratwürst before i stick it anywhere else, in the future, remember to bring the condoms.

I have always used condoms, just that we drank a little too much and it just went down south from there.

Ahh the "I was too drunk to think with the big head" excuse. I believe that's excuse #283 in the official list.

Right before "I'm pretty sure I pulled out in time."

 

[Mr. Lennon]

Originally posted by: jtusa4

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Zeppelin2282

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: Zeppelin2282

Originally posted by: Klixxer
Ahhh, yes, of course, you never went in her (wtf does that mean, does this thread have anything to do with the one doing no2 while having sex, if so, it is disgusting).

Pregnancy test and good luck, don't fvck up again, next time, use a condom, do you know WHERE she has been since you broke up? You could be facing something a bit more serious.

went in her as in, I never ejaculated. Shes no slut, this is a girl I have just broken up with after a year and her or her friends would tell me if she hooked up with someone else.

cheapgoose said that norplan and depo are instant, which I believe shes on.

There are no instants, it takes a while for the hormones to do the job, it is no differant than other hormone pills, it takes a week or two.

In any case i would go check out my bratwürst before i stick it anywhere else, in the future, remember to bring the condoms.

I have always used condoms, just that we drank a little too much and it just went down south from there.

Ahh the "I was too drunk to think with the big head" excuse. I believe that's excuse #283 in the official list.

Right before "I'm pretty sure I pulled out in time."

Nah, I for sure pulled out on time. No doubts in my mind about that.

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: jtusa4

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Zeppelin2282

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: Zeppelin2282

Originally posted by: Klixxer
Ahhh, yes, of course, you never went in her (wtf does that mean, does this thread have anything to do with the one doing no2 while having sex, if so, it is disgusting).

Pregnancy test and good luck, don't fvck up again, next time, use a condom, do you know WHERE she has been since you broke up? You could be facing something a bit more serious.

went in her as in, I never ejaculated. Shes no slut, this is a girl I have just broken up with after a year and her or her friends would tell me if she hooked up with someone else.

cheapgoose said that norplan and depo are instant, which I believe shes on.

There are no instants, it takes a while for the hormones to do the job, it is no differant than other hormone pills, it takes a week or two.

In any case i would go check out my bratwürst before i stick it anywhere else, in the future, remember to bring the condoms.

I have always used condoms, just that we drank a little too much and it just went down south from there.

Ahh the "I was too drunk to think with the big head" excuse. I believe that's excuse #283 in the official list.

Right before "I'm pretty sure I pulled out in time."

That's #1. What do you think the original sin was? That little lie there.

 

[Eli]

I haven't read the thread, but the answer is that technically you're supposed to wait 7 days when you start and whenever there is a pill missed, but if she just ended her period and started the pill, there really is very little to worry about.

Especially if you didn't nut. You'll be fine, don't worry. I know that waiting for next month's cycle will be nerve wracking, though. 😉

 

[jtusa]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: jtusa4

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Zeppelin2282

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: Zeppelin2282

Originally posted by: Klixxer
Ahhh, yes, of course, you never went in her (wtf does that mean, does this thread have anything to do with the one doing no2 while having sex, if so, it is disgusting).

Pregnancy test and good luck, don't fvck up again, next time, use a condom, do you know WHERE she has been since you broke up? You could be facing something a bit more serious.

went in her as in, I never ejaculated. Shes no slut, this is a girl I have just broken up with after a year and her or her friends would tell me if she hooked up with someone else.

cheapgoose said that norplan and depo are instant, which I believe shes on.

There are no instants, it takes a while for the hormones to do the job, it is no differant than other hormone pills, it takes a week or two.

In any case i would go check out my bratwürst before i stick it anywhere else, in the future, remember to bring the condoms.

I have always used condoms, just that we drank a little too much and it just went down south from there.

Ahh the "I was too drunk to think with the big head" excuse. I believe that's excuse #283 in the official list.

Right before "I'm pretty sure I pulled out in time."

That's #1. What do you think the original sin was? That little lie there.

Hahaha

 

[Cook1]

I don't think I've laughed this hard ALL week!

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: Cook1
I don't think I've laughed this hard ALL week!

Is Klixxer passing around the "n0c looking for his pants" photo again?

 

[jtusa]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Cook1
I don't think I've laughed this hard ALL week!

Is Klixxer passing around the "n0c looking for his pants" photo again?

Whoa, don't think I want to know about that one.

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: jtusa4

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Cook1
I don't think I've laughed this hard ALL week!

Is Klixxer passing around the "n0c looking for his pants" photo again?

Whoa, don't think I want to know about that one.

Like you've never misplaced your pants.

 

[jtusa]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: jtusa4

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Cook1
I don't think I've laughed this hard ALL week!

Is Klixxer passing around the "n0c looking for his pants" photo again?

Whoa, don't think I want to know about that one.

Like you've never misplaced your pants.

I've never let anyone take pictures of it, at least that I know of...

 

[Cook1]

Originally posted by: jtusa4

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: jtusa4

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Cook1
I don't think I've laughed this hard ALL week!

Is Klixxer passing around the "n0c looking for his pants" photo again?

Whoa, don't think I want to know about that one.

Like you've never misplaced your pants.

I've never let anyone take pictures of it, at least that I know of...

Well where's the fun in that?

And didn't you do any learnin in skool boi? The pull out method isn't a "safe" method to use!