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Binder. Thanks, Mitt.

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Like many Americans, I'm concerned with the problem of loose women, many of whom seek to become single mothers who avoid hard work and instead become dependent on the government. As a potential solution for my loose women, I decided to purchase this Avery View Binder to keep them all in one place. The binder, though well-constructed, does really solve my original problem, however. Even when securely in the binder, many of the women continue to eschew mainstream traditional values and talk about ridiculous things like equal pay, control over their reproductive decisions and access to political office.
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I wanted to get my life organized, so I thought that this would be a good start. Unfortunately I didn't fit. Look I get that obesity is a serious epidemic, but really I can't fit in a binder like the other women just because I wear an XL? Not cool Avery, not cool. Make a plus size model and I'll happily change my review.
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No women in it
On CNN, some guy named "Mitt" said that binders were full of women. Being lonely and single I bought several of these binders and had them shipped overnight. While they are quality binders, I was dismayed to find no women in any of the dozen binders I ordered. I will be returning them.

Too small for women
As an intern on the Romney 2012 election campaign, I was tasked with procuring binders for Governor Romney. While these binders are well made, attractive and reasonably priced, and while I'm sure they would make an excellent choice for those wishing to store written or printed documentation in a secure and easily accessible manner, they are unfortunately too small to put women in.


A little snug
This is a nice binder, but not quite up to five star standards. As a petite lady, I did not anticipate any problems fitting inside this binder. In fact, I expected to be able to share it with at least one or two of my friends. The binder is much too small to contain women, and in fact does not even fit one woman very adequately.


A Legitimate Binder
I am so excited to order this binder! My husband said that I've been doing such a great job of cutting out of work early to serve him meat and potatoes all these years, and he's finally letting me upgrade from a 2-ring without pockets to a binder with 3 rings and two pockets! The pockets excite me the most. I plan to use the left pocket to hold my resume which will highlight my strongest skills which include but are not limited to laughing while eating yogurt. The right pocket will be great for keeping my stash of aspirin, in case of emergencies when I need to hold it between my knees.


Lacked the Women I was told of
I bought this really neat product, opened it up, and lo! No women, I will take my binder shopping elsewhere.
 
This binder is overpriced. I found it for 47% less at Walmart.
Also, does it come in tan or brown, for South Asian women?
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Walmart. Save money, Live better.

I consider myself somewhat of an expert on binders due to my many years of experience with them in all shapes, sizes and various countries of origin. I am here to tell you that American-made binders rank last in terms of reliability. Binders from Asia, especially China, are flexible and look great even if they are older, but they are not made for long-term use. European binders are over-priced for what you get. Due to corruption, African binders never make it here. The best binders are usually Mexican or South American. They are durable, look great, cost almost nothing and really work hard for you. Two things to watch out for with Latin binders: 1) They tend to lose their appeal as they age and 2) you really need to get the ones with the added protective covering to prevent unwanted accidents from happening.
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