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bin Laden joke

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Yzzim

Lifer
Just got this in my email. Don't usually post this stuff but I found this rather funny. Might be because it's 4:15am though :Q


Osama bin Laden was kicking around some rubble left
over from the latest bombing, and found a copper jug
with a wax plug. He pried off the plug and out popped a
female genie; "How may I serve you, Master?" she
inquired.

Osama was not impressed. "Don't need anything from a
female!" he said, churlishly.

"But Master, I MUST do SOMETHING for you, or I have to
go back into confinement! Please! Isn't there anything
I can get you?"

"All right!" snapped Osama churlishly, "Tomorrow
morning, I want to find three American women in bed
with me, ready to do what they do best! Now, get lost!"

"Your wish is my command!" said the genie (miffed), and
vanished.

The next morning when Osama woke up, he had Lorena
Bobbit, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton in bed with
him; his penis was gone, his leg was broken, and he had
no Medical Insurance.
 
Nice one.
How about this.

Did you hear that they caught bin laden?
Yep, they pumped those caves full of viagra and sure enough the pr*ck popped up!!!
 


<< Why don't the Taliban have sex education and drivers training on the same day?

It's too rough on the donkey. >>



Good one...
 


<< Why don't the Taliban have sex education and drivers training on the same day?


It's too rough on the donkey. >>



I thought they rode camels in Afghanistan?
 
that was funny, here is my fav



MEMO
November 27th, 2001
From: Bin Laden, Osama
To: All Cavemates
Re: The Cave
We've all be putting in long hours lately but we've really come together as a group and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up the poster that says "There is no 'I' in 'team" as well as the one that says "Hang in there baby." That cat is hilarious. However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take care of the cave. Frankly, I have a few concerns:

First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned about the scorpions in our cave. Hey, you don't want to be stung and neither do I so we need to sweep the cave daily. I've posted a sign-up sheet at the main cave opening.

Second, it's not often I make a video address, but when I do I'm trying to scare the most powerful country on earth, okay? That means that while we're taping please don't ride your razor scooters in the background ... just while we're taping. Thanks.

Third point, and this is a touchy one. As you know, by edict, we're not supposed to shave our beards. But I need everyone to just think hygiene, especially after mealtime. We're all in this together.

Fourth, food. I bought a box of Cheez-Its recently and clearly wrote "Osama" on the front and put it on the top rock shelf on the left side of the cave. Today my Cheez-Its were gone. Consideration, that's all I'm saying.

Finally, we've heard that there may be American soldiers in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. The first patrol will be Omar, Muhammed, Abdul, Akbar and Richard.

Love you lots and Happy Ramadan,
Osama

 


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<< How do you break up a Taliban bingo party? Yell B-52 >>


ROFLMAO! >>


Dude, I remember a post where someone told that joke a month ago...then a bunch of people started crying about how we shouldn't make jokes about the Taliban because they're really nice people or something like that...
 


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<< How do you break up a Taliban bingo party? Yell B-52 >>


ROFLMAO! >>


Dude, I remember a post where someone told that joke a month ago...then a bunch of people started crying about how we shouldn't make jokes about the Taliban because they're really nice people or something like that... >>

Dunno. I didn't see it. My mom tells that joke constantly and annoys the crap outta me. Since I hadn't seen it, I posted it.

nik
 
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