Just got this in my email. Don't usually post this stuff but I found this rather funny. Might be because it's 4:15am though :Q
Osama bin Laden was kicking around some rubble left
over from the latest bombing, and found a copper jug
with a wax plug. He pried off the plug and out popped a
female genie; "How may I serve you, Master?" she
inquired.
Osama was not impressed. "Don't need anything from a
female!" he said, churlishly.
"But Master, I MUST do SOMETHING for you, or I have to
go back into confinement! Please! Isn't there anything
I can get you?"
"All right!" snapped Osama churlishly, "Tomorrow
morning, I want to find three American women in bed
with me, ready to do what they do best! Now, get lost!"
"Your wish is my command!" said the genie (miffed), and
vanished.
The next morning when Osama woke up, he had Lorena
Bobbit, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton in bed with
him; his penis was gone, his leg was broken, and he had
no Medical Insurance.
Osama bin Laden was kicking around some rubble left
over from the latest bombing, and found a copper jug
with a wax plug. He pried off the plug and out popped a
female genie; "How may I serve you, Master?" she
inquired.
Osama was not impressed. "Don't need anything from a
female!" he said, churlishly.
"But Master, I MUST do SOMETHING for you, or I have to
go back into confinement! Please! Isn't there anything
I can get you?"
"All right!" snapped Osama churlishly, "Tomorrow
morning, I want to find three American women in bed
with me, ready to do what they do best! Now, get lost!"
"Your wish is my command!" said the genie (miffed), and
vanished.
The next morning when Osama woke up, he had Lorena
Bobbit, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton in bed with
him; his penis was gone, his leg was broken, and he had
no Medical Insurance.
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