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Billy Lick A Lolly

Bright, vibrant primary colors. Happy, shiny people dancing. Public oral satisfaction.

The near constant, lizard-like licking of giant poles with enormous heads.

That disturbingly insistent undertone of pedophilia.

This video made me briefly consider re-examining my entire sexual outlook.

Then I threw up.
 
Originally posted by: Perknose
Bright, vibrant primary colors. Happy, shiny people dancing. Public oral satisfaction.

The near constant, lizard-like licking of giant poles with enormous heads.

That disturbingly insistent undertone of pedophilia.

This video made me briefly consider re-examining my entire sexual outlook.

Then I threw up.
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LOL.....wot?
 
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Originally posted by: Perknose
Bright, vibrant primary colors. Happy, shiny people dancing. Public oral satisfaction.

The near constant, lizard-like licking of giant poles with enormous heads.

That disturbingly insistent undertone of pedophilia.

This video made me briefly consider re-examining my entire sexual outlook.

Then I threw up.
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LOL.....wot?
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Don't think about it any further. You'll have bad dreams.

 
Originally posted by: DrPizza
I didn't want to watch that, but I couldn't look away.
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Especially when Billy, who likes to lick a lolly, introduced Molly. Then I thought this was going places. Then Lilly showed up with some asshole name Solly and I got completely lost.
 
What the HELL is this? Why is a man clearly in his 60's dressed up like a Victorian school chap? Why were the kids singing the song basically just yelling at me by the final verse?

When I see stuff like this I usually just stop using the Internet for a few days. This is how I felt after watching the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins or being molested by my uncle Frank. Confused, ashamed, and sad.
 
Originally posted by: Agentbolt
What the HELL is this? Why is a man clearly in his 60's dressed up like a Victorian school chap? Why were the kids singing the song basically just yelling at me by the final verse?

When I see stuff like this I usually just stop using the Internet for a few days. This is how I felt after watching the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins or being molested by my uncle Frank. Confused, ashamed, and sad.
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Uncle Frank's getting out of prison next month. He wants to know why you didn't write. I gave him your address. You two used to be so close. :brokenheart:

 
You do seem like the kind of guy who'd strike up a correspondence with my incarcerated pedophile uncle, now that I think about it. When he gets out of prison, be careful if he offers to show you his "no hands" trick. Or don't.

Point, BOLT.
 
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: Agentbolt
What the HELL is this? Why is a man clearly in his 60's dressed up like a Victorian school chap? Why were the kids singing the song basically just yelling at me by the final verse?

When I see stuff like this I usually just stop using the Internet for a few days. This is how I felt after watching the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins or being molested by my uncle Frank. Confused, ashamed, and sad.
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Uncle Frank's getting out of prison next month. He wants to know why you didn't write. I gave him your address. You two used to be so close. :brokenheart:
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and send him this video to relive the good old days.
 
Originally posted by: Agentbolt
You do seem like the kind of guy who'd strike up a correspondence with my incarcerated pedophile uncle, now that I think about it. When he gets out of prison, be careful if he offers to show you his "no hands" trick. Or don't.

Point, BOLT.
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He was trying to sell me pictures of you and him performing the "no hands" trick together.

Oddly enough, the pic where he had you leashed and on all fours was labeled, "Point, BOLT."

You looked . . . alert!

😉 😉 😉


 
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: Agentbolt
You do seem like the kind of guy who'd strike up a correspondence with my incarcerated pedophile uncle, now that I think about it. When he gets out of prison, be careful if he offers to show you his "no hands" trick. Or don't.

Point, BOLT.
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He was trying to sell me pictures of you and him performing the "no hands" trick together.

Oddly enough, the pic where he had you leashed and on all fours was labeled, "Point, BOLT."

You looked . . . alert!

😉 😉 😉
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It's not my fault! HE SAID IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!!!

 
Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal
Now the question of the hour is, how the hell did you find this? Were you searching for big lollipops? 😛;
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I stumbled on it while checking out Family Guy. They had a spoof of The Electric Company and so I clicked the link and saw the related and then went from there. Ended up seeing a link to something called lick-a-lolly and said what the hell.

There is also a disturbing Morgan Freeman video with him dressed up as dracula taking a bath in a coffin while singing about it.

here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...DJAtWQ&feature=related
 
Somehow, I strangely felt compelled to bump this for the day crew. I think the video made me <crazed look in eyes> Hip-mo-tized</crazed look>
 
I can't get this song out of my head.

Last night I had nightmares of giant lollies dancing and singing.

I woke up in a cold sweat and chuckling. :Q
 
Originally posted by: Perknose
Bright, vibrant primary colors. Happy, shiny people dancing. Public oral satisfaction.

The near constant, lizard-like licking of giant poles with enormous heads.

That disturbingly insistent undertone of pedophilia.

This video made me briefly consider re-examining my entire sexual outlook.

Then I threw up.
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...wat?
 
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