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Bill Gates found a new religion?

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Peetoeng

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If Bill Gates were to found a new religion--say Microsoftology, what would be in its Ten Commandments?

How about:

- Thou shall not cuss at BSOD cuz it's a test of thy patience
- Thou shall raise thine offspring thru DOS, Multiplan, Windows 2.18, Windows 3.1, Win95, Win98, WinME, WinNT, Win2000, WinXP
- Thou shall not buy or, worse, create a product that does not belong to us (Java is unclean, but C# is kosher).

Post yours.
 
-Thou shall steal ideas from other creators in the field, and use them as your own or just buy them and bully your way into the top of the market in everything.
 


<< -Thou shall steal ideas from other creators in the field, and use them as your own or just buy them and bully your way into the top of the market in everything. >>



That is pretty much the first commandment of every successful business ever.


 
Bill Gates would never found a new religion. He would just buy someone else's startup, relabel it, and add a lot of bloat to the underpinnings and literature. 😎
 


<< Bill Gates would never found a new religion. He would just buy someone else's startup, relabel it, and add a lot of bloat to the underpinnings and literature. 😎 >>



and reduce the old one to a 5% market share 😀
 
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