BlackTigers
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Siddhartha
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Val Resnick, Greg Henry, in the movie Payback. He double crosses his partner, played by Gibson, in a robbery, convinces Gibson's wife to shot Gibson in the back. Resnick is into beating up hookers and paying hookers to beat him up.
IMDb: Payback
IMDb: Payback
The Verizon Wireless "Can you hear me now?" guy is the Biggest lovely human on Earth. I would pwn him if i ever saw him in real life. I used to think it was the "Dude, you're getting a dell" lovely human. But now this verizon homo has taken the cake.
Greatest Douche of All Time:
http://forums.commercialsihate...vatars/verizon_guy.jpg
http://www.pugbus.net/artman/uploads/wecanhear.jpg
http://www.dannyarroyo.com/images/Verizon01-s-ds.jpg
http://www.dannyarroyo.com/images/Verizon04-l-ds.jpg
http://homepage.mac.com/itsjam...Media/verizon_dork.jpg
Luckily he got cancer:
"Thursday, February 12 12:01 AM EDT
Verizon's "Can You Hear Me Now?"
Guy Suffering from Brain Tumor
By Brian Briggs
New York, NY - Verizon announced today that its familiar "Can you hear me now?" Guy has been diagnosed with a fast growing brain tumor. "Hear-Me-Now Guy, as we call him around here, has a benign growth on the right side of his brain near the right ear," said a Verizon Spokesperson.
Officially, Verizon denies any relation between the tumor and Hear-Me-Now Guy's occupation, and claim it's just a "happy coincidence." Anonymous sources told a different story. "Well, what do you expect, he has that phone to his head 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. Something like this was bound to happen. People think the whole ad campaign is some kind of setup, but he really does travel the country testing the connection 24/7."
Huh?Ironically, the tumor has put pressure on his auditory nerve and he is now unable to hear the reply when he asks "Can you hear me now?" Only a flashing light on the side of the cell phone lets him know a connection has been made and he can move a step to the left.
"The doctor tells me I'll be fine, but the tumor is inoperable," said Hear-Me-Now Guy. "I've started putting the phone to the left side of my head now in hopes that I can get some sort of tumor-symmetry, so I don't look stupid.
"And now that I can't hear I can really get back at the people who walk up to me and say 'Can you hear me now?' snidely. I point to the tumor and say 'I've got an inoperable brain tumor so as a matter of fact I can't!' That really shuts them up quickly."
In a separate announcement Verizon said they have contacted former Dell spokesman, Ben Curtis, for a new "Dude, you're getting a cell!" ad campaign.
More Tech News"
Source: http://www.bbspot.com/News/2003/02/verizon_tumor.html
Greatest Douche of All Time:
http://forums.commercialsihate...vatars/verizon_guy.jpg
http://www.pugbus.net/artman/uploads/wecanhear.jpg
http://www.dannyarroyo.com/images/Verizon01-s-ds.jpg
http://www.dannyarroyo.com/images/Verizon04-l-ds.jpg
http://homepage.mac.com/itsjam...Media/verizon_dork.jpg
Luckily he got cancer:
"Thursday, February 12 12:01 AM EDT
Verizon's "Can You Hear Me Now?"
Guy Suffering from Brain Tumor
By Brian Briggs
New York, NY - Verizon announced today that its familiar "Can you hear me now?" Guy has been diagnosed with a fast growing brain tumor. "Hear-Me-Now Guy, as we call him around here, has a benign growth on the right side of his brain near the right ear," said a Verizon Spokesperson.
Officially, Verizon denies any relation between the tumor and Hear-Me-Now Guy's occupation, and claim it's just a "happy coincidence." Anonymous sources told a different story. "Well, what do you expect, he has that phone to his head 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. Something like this was bound to happen. People think the whole ad campaign is some kind of setup, but he really does travel the country testing the connection 24/7."
Huh?Ironically, the tumor has put pressure on his auditory nerve and he is now unable to hear the reply when he asks "Can you hear me now?" Only a flashing light on the side of the cell phone lets him know a connection has been made and he can move a step to the left.
"The doctor tells me I'll be fine, but the tumor is inoperable," said Hear-Me-Now Guy. "I've started putting the phone to the left side of my head now in hopes that I can get some sort of tumor-symmetry, so I don't look stupid.
"And now that I can't hear I can really get back at the people who walk up to me and say 'Can you hear me now?' snidely. I point to the tumor and say 'I've got an inoperable brain tumor so as a matter of fact I can't!' That really shuts them up quickly."
In a separate announcement Verizon said they have contacted former Dell spokesman, Ben Curtis, for a new "Dude, you're getting a cell!" ad campaign.
More Tech News"
Source: http://www.bbspot.com/News/2003/02/verizon_tumor.html
BrokenVisage
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Skunkwourk
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Agreed and don't forget...
Richard Thornburg (Die Hard) he played the reporter
Walter Peck (Ghostbuster) He played the EPA guy
Dr. Noah Faulkner (Bio-Dome)
All four characters were played by the same actor! Douchness galore!
HardcoreRobot
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