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Big Labowski

I hate it when they show the Big Lebowski on cable. They usually cut out literally a TWENTY minute chunk of the middle of the movie, as well as pretty much every other funny scene. It's like that "Sopranos on E" skit on Mad TV. 🙁

edit: Ugh, can't believe I spelled Lebowski incorrectly. I've been yelling at people for doing that for years.
 
Blond Treehorn Thug: [holding up a bowling ball] What the fruck is this?
The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer.
 
Originally posted by: Farang
Blond Treehorn Thug: [holding up a bowling ball] What the fruck is this?
The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer.
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You stole my line! I'm going to wing a coffee cup at you.
 
The Dude: ****** sympathy! I don't need your ******' sympathy, man, I need my ****** johnson!
Donny: What do you need that for, Dude?

:laugh: love that movie but if the channel edits it, there's no point.
 
Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Originally posted by: Farang
Blond Treehorn Thug: [holding up a bowling ball] What the fruck is this?
The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer.
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You stole my line! I'm going to wing a coffee cup at you.
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You could've taken second prize....



The Dude: Walter, what is the point? Look, we all know who is at fault here, what the fruck are you talking about?

Walter Sobchak: Huh? No, what the fruck are you... I'm not... We're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude.

Donny: What the fruck is he talking about?

The Dude: My rug.

Walter Sobchak: Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!

The Dude: Walter, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the fruck are you talking about?

Walter Sobchak: What the fruck are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

The Dude: Walter, this isn't a guy who built the frucking railroads here. This is a guy...

Walter Sobchak: What the fruck are you talking about?

The Dude: Walter, he peed on my rug!

Donny: He peed on the Dude's rug.

Walter Sobchak: Donny you're out of your element! Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here!
 
Originally posted by: Farang
Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Originally posted by: Farang
Blond Treehorn Thug: [holding up a bowling ball] What the fruck is this?
The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer.
Click to expand...

You stole my line! I'm going to wing a coffee cup at you.
Click to expand...

You could've taken second prize....
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The other two best lines IMO are:
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The Dude: I dropped off the money exactly as per... look, man, I've got certain information, all right? Certain things have come to light. And, you know, has it ever occurred to you, that, instead of, uh, you know, running around, uh, uh, blaming me, you know, given the nature of all this new ******, you know, I-I-I-I... this could be a-a-a-a lot more, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean, it's not just, it might not be just such a simple... uh, you know?
The Big Lebowski: What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
The Dude: I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New ****** has come to light! And ******... man, she kidnapped herself. Well sure, man. Look at it... a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, she needs money, man. And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because... she wants more, man! She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?
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and

Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!
 
Originally posted by: BUTCH1
"This is what happens when you **** a stranger in th A$$"
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I saw an edited version that went: "This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps."

That's probably one of the most ridiculous edits I've ever seen.
 
Originally posted by: HombrePequeno
Originally posted by: BUTCH1
"This is what happens when you **** a stranger in th A$$"
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I saw an edited version that went: "This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps."

That's probably one of the most ridiculous edits I've ever seen.
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hahaha, I saw that too. Big Lebowski is one of my favorite movies, so funny.
 
Originally posted by: HombrePequeno
Originally posted by: BUTCH1
"This is what happens when you **** a stranger in th A$$"
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I saw an edited version that went: "This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps."

That's probably one of the most ridiculous edits I've ever seen.
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Now that is some editing. I hope for my car's sake I don't find anyone in the Alps.
 
Originally posted by: HombrePequeno
Originally posted by: BUTCH1
"This is what happens when you **** a stranger in th A$$"
Click to expand...

I saw an edited version that went: "This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps."

That's probably one of the most ridiculous edits I've ever seen.
Click to expand...

AHHHHHHHHHHHahahahahahahahahahaha... I can only imagine some ESL student hearing that for the first time... talk about confusing..
 
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