Evadman, you've totally messed it up.
If there's no one around to observe whether the tree falls or not, you can say the tree is both on the ground and standing, because both are possible, yet it it impossible to know until observed. Observing the tree doesn't make it fall, it just lets one say whether it has fallen or not. Also, observing the tree does not make the tree make noise. It'll make a noise whether there's someone there or not.
About that light experiment, that's just light diffraction. That doesn't apply here at all. The photons going through the slits interfere with each other, adding constructively and destructively, and producing a pattern of lines on the projection area. They will produce that pattern, whether someone is there or not. When you say they tried to set up an apparatus that would observe the lights and it ended up turning the pattern into a blob, you got that wrong too... What they did was made the dividing piece in between the slots very small and light so that when a photon passed by it, the piece would be moved, that movement would be detected, and therefore one could tell which slot the photon went through. What happened was when the piece is massive enough, it doesn't move, nothing can be determined about which slit the photon passed through, and the pattern is projected. When the piece is small enough that it will move when a photon passes it, the pattern is gone, because the slit no longer divides the photons, and they basically pass through the piece...
Nice try though 🙂