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Big feet

Demon-Xanth

Demon-Xanth

Lifer
A waitress was working at a bar in Texas when she saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on the table, he had the biggest boots she had ever seen. So she asked the cowboy. "Is it true what they say about men with big feet?" The cowboy replies "Yup.". So they go to a room in the back and do thier thing. Afterwards the waitress hands the cowboy a $100 bill. The cowboy says "Thanks maam, but I don't charge for my services.". The waitress replies "Don't flatter yourself, take the money and buy some boots that fit.".
 
I know the joke is supposed to be interpreted one way, but if you see it the other way..... $100 well spent for the waitress?
 
Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
A waitress was working at a bar in Texas when she saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on the table, he had the biggest boots she had ever seen. So she asked the cowboy. "Is it true what they say about men with big feet?" The cowboy replies "Yup.". So they go to a room in the back and do thier thing. Afterwards the waitress hands the cowboy a $100 bill. The cowboy says "Thanks maam, but I don't charge for my services.". The waitress replies "Don't flatter yourself, take the money and buy some boots that fit.".
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Size 13, but 1/4 of my foot is toe. I have these long monkey toes for some reason. It's like I'm the missing link or something.
 
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