Big feet

[Demon-Xanth]

A waitress was working at a bar in Texas when she saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on the table, he had the biggest boots she had ever seen. So she asked the cowboy. "Is it true what they say about men with big feet?" The cowboy replies "Yup.". So they go to a room in the back and do thier thing. Afterwards the waitress hands the cowboy a $100 bill. The cowboy says "Thanks maam, but I don't charge for my services.". The waitress replies "Don't flatter yourself, take the money and buy some boots that fit.".

 

[loic2003]

very good!

 

[lokiju]

8/10 :laugh:


Pretty good.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

So the women who turn me down do so because of my Size 8 shoes?

 

[EngenZerO]

lol

 

[Alex]

6/10

 

[jimbob200521]

:laugh: 8/10

 

[ni4ni]

Size 15 shoes right here....

 

[waggy]

hahahah

 

[Journer]

ouch...thehehehe

 

[ForumMaster]

nice one! 8/10

 

[SociallyChallenged]

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
So the women who turn me down do so because of my Size 8 shoes?

Maybe. Just maybe. If their foot is bigger than your's, get the heck away!

 

[Xyo II]

:laugh:

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: ni4ni
Size 15 shoes right here....

Are you trying to hint and your weewee size on a 99.9% male forum?

 

[nakedfrog]

:laugh:

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: tfinch2

Originally posted by: ni4ni
Size 15 shoes right here....

Are you trying to hint and your weewee size on a 99.9% male forum?

You mean you didn't get jealous??

 

[Syringer]

That's right baby, size 10!

..size 6 please.

 

[pontifex]

you know what they say about guys with big hands?
big gloves.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Originally posted by: pontifex
you know what they say about guys with big hands?
big gloves.

--Kenny Blankenship

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: ni4ni
Size 15 shoes right here....

Is that your e-shoe size, cuz you must have on BIG e-penis.

 

[yosuke188]

I know the joke is supposed to be interpreted one way, but if you see it the other way..... $100 well spent for the waitress?

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
A waitress was working at a bar in Texas when she saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on the table, he had the biggest boots she had ever seen. So she asked the cowboy. "Is it true what they say about men with big feet?" The cowboy replies "Yup.". So they go to a room in the back and do thier thing. Afterwards the waitress hands the cowboy a $100 bill. The cowboy says "Thanks maam, but I don't charge for my services.". The waitress replies "Don't flatter yourself, take the money and buy some boots that fit.".

:thumbsup::laugh:

 

[Fritzo]

Size 13, but 1/4 of my foot is toe. I have these long monkey toes for some reason. It's like I'm the missing link or something.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth

Originally posted by: pontifex
you know what they say about guys with big hands?
big gloves.

--Kenny Blankenship

not where i heard it but i don't doubt its been said by many people.

 

[Viperoni]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth

Originally posted by: pontifex
you know what they say about guys with big hands?
big gloves.

--Kenny Blankenship

not where i heard it but i don't doubt its been said by many people.

MXC I'm guessing.

Good joke too