Big Dogs Charging

[Imp]

Don't just stand still - talk to the dog. Look him in the eye, and insult him. Eye contact is very important for dogs, as is your tone of voice.

You forgot to tell him to show his teeth!

 

[BD231]

Two nights ago I was walking my dog to my friends house, when I turned the corner two big dogs charged me. My dog is over friendly, I got scared, what should've I done?

You should have sat in your car for four hours waiting for the perfect time to strike.

 

[zinfamous]

Take away their credit cards

badumching!

 

[zinfamous]

Should have thrown them a raw steak or several sausages linked together.

KT

this is why I always carry raw meat in my pockets whenever I am out and about. Maybe I should switch to sausage? I find stuffing my pockets full of raw ground beef to be a bit messy.

 

[Nintendesert]

Next time carry a weapon, like a sword or a battle axe. It's your duty to defend your dog.

 

[Saint Nick]

If they are running towards you agressively, kick them in the head. Usually does the trick.

 

[Krazy4Real]

Rip out one of the attacking dog's throat and throw it at the other dog's face. Problem solved.

 

[Vdubchaos]

OP, get a mace

😉

 

[BudAshes]

Most dogs know swear words mean they are doing something wrong, so telling them to fuck off usually works.

 

[IGBT]

don't forget a camera to doc.any violence / injury. Dog bite litigation is big business these days. Owners of big dogs face big litigation potential and financial responsibility. Courts are more then willing to make examples of reckless dog owners.

 

[phucheneh]

Most dogs know swear words mean they are doing something wrong, so telling them to fuck off usually works.

I dunno about this, but I have definitely reared back and screamed something to the extent of I WILL FUCK YOU UP, beautiful being.

Some dogs back down when you get noisy and take an aggressive posture; others have kept coming until their owners call them off. Luckily I have not actually had to attempt to punch a dog to death.

 

[_Rick_]

Google Glass + Battle Axe.

Cast Berserker on yourself, put on some Slayer (you know?!), charge the left dog. Slice his underside open with a well aimed underhand swing of the battle axe. Rip out the intestines. Strangle the other dog with the intestines, in hand to hand combat.
As you emerge covered in blood, and the traces of combat stare unblinkingly at your dog. He will know ('cause Slayer).

Let the infractions fly for suggesting harm to animals!

 

[HardcoreRobot]

rock salt