Papa John has eaten 800 Papa John’s pizzas in the last 18 months in order to somehow prove that “the elite progressive left” are the reason their pizzas suck.
On Wednesday, The Daily Beast reported that disgraced former Papa John's CEO John Schnatter has been engaged in a bizarre stunt for the last 18 months, eating 800 pizzas from his former company to prove that his ouster was a nefarious plot by the "elite progressive left.""According to a profile...
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18 months is roughly 540-550 days. Let’s say 550. Basically he’s eaten a pizza and a half every day for a year and a half. Even if they’re small ones, that’s a lot of pizza.
How fat is he now, and what’s his cholesterol like?
I wonder how eating a pizza and a half a day for 18 months proves – or even demonstrates – the pizzas’ quality has deteriorated? I'm assuming when he first started, eating the pizza he enjoyed it but after 18 months of eating nothing but pizza he reached the point that he couldn’t stand the sight of it. That must conclusively prove that the pizza fucking sucks.