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[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

Pastor Jeff Jansen stands by belief Trump will "come back into power" after election overturned

Jansen peddled the belief that Trump would return to the White House before the end of April.

www.newsweek.com

Is it still April?

 

[woolfe9998]

The sad part with these idiots is that it never seems to affect them when their predictions are proven false. They just pick a new date for the Great Day of the Rope, or whatever form of pseudo-biblical crap they believe in, or else they pick up a new conspiracy theory or other form of bunk, and just keep trucking on.

For any ordinary person, you'd think that being publicly humiliated over loudly insisting that something was going to happen, but didn't, would make them a little more circumspect about playing the buffoon again. But no, not these people. They have no shame.

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

But no, not these people. They have no shame.

Well, since you went there ......

Evangelist David Heavener Says Pastors Who Lack Pungent Body Odor 'Not Preaching Real Sermon'

 

[woolfe9998]

Well, since you went there ......

Evangelist David Heavener Says Pastors Who Lack Pungent Body Odor 'Not Preaching Real Sermon'

"'A real preacher, what does he smell like, David?' Well, let me tell you something: When a real preacher gets up and starts preaching the gospel," Heavener said, "the sweat starts flinging and sometimes the saliva starts shooting out and their eyes start bulging because the holy spirit gets ahold of them they work up what we call body odor."

"And here's my thing—any pastor that does not have body odor that I can't smell, chances are that pastor is not preaching a real sermon," he added.

LOl wut? Saliva shooting out of people's eyes?

This guy needs help. Of the professional variety.

 

[hal2kilo]

I believe this is a most appropriate place for this bit of nuttery.

Dr. Simone Gold, Capitol Defendant, Goes on Tour – Mother Jones

“Doctors, nurses, business owners and patients across the country have been intimidated by politicians and public health bureaucrats for wanting alternatives to dangerous lockdowns, unproven Big Pharma vaccines, and restrictions on freedom that are not based on science,” Gold said in a press release. “We will not be canceled. This tour will help advance that critical conversation and empower people with information.”

I just don't understand why she didn't team up the America First Bobsy Twin Tour.

 

[MtnMan]

I believe this is a most appropriate place for this bit of nuttery.

Dr. Simone Gold, Capitol Defendant, Goes on Tour – Mother Jones

“Doctors, nurses, business owners and patients across the country have been intimidated by politicians and public health bureaucrats for wanting alternatives to dangerous lockdowns, unproven Big Pharma vaccines, and restrictions on freedom that are not based on science,” Gold said in a press release. “We will not be canceled. This tour will help advance that critical conversation and empower people with information.”

I just don't understand why she didn't team up the America First Bobsy Twin Tour.

Sh also holds the title of founder of a notorious pro-hydroxychloroquine, anti-vaccine group.

Simone Gold Arrested for Role in Capitol Insurrection

Physician faces charges for entering restricted grounds, disorderly conduct

www.medpagetoday.com

 

[senseamp]

It's a mass psychosis afflicting 35% of the country.

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

That bit of nuttery is no where near as nutty as some in this thread. Or this:

Evangelical preacher insists Trump won in "landslide" as many "prophesied"

"There's things I know that I can't say, but what I can say is that Trump is not done," said Nathan French.

www.newsweek.com

 

[VRAMdemon]

The Twitter account that was reposting Trump's rambling crazy has been blocked.

https://crooksandliars.com/2021/05/twitter-trump-remove-trump-jack

Any participant here could have told him what happens to socks.

 

[VRAMdemon]

Bob Baffert blames cancel culture for his horse testing positive for steroids.

Trainer: Kentucky Derby winner faces disqualification due to ‘cancel culture’

Bob Baffert, whose horse faces disqualification from the Kentucky Derby after a failed drugs test, has blamed the situation on ‘cancel culture’

www.theguardian.com

First they came for the Cat in the Hat Then they came for my horse’s betamethazone…lol

 

[VRAMdemon]

A group of QAnon believers in Arizona is asking the state Supreme Court to remove all elected officials from office and install them instead.

QAnon Has an Alarming New Plan to Steal Arizona for Trump

It involves replacing all the state’s elected officials.

www.vice.com

The nonexistent watermarks, "suspicious folds" and the whackadoo bamboo forensics weren’t enough?

 

[hal2kilo]

A group of QAnon believers in Arizona is asking the state Supreme Court to remove all elected officials from office and install them instead.

QAnon Has an Alarming New Plan to Steal Arizona for Trump

It involves replacing all the state’s elected officials.

www.vice.com

The nonexistent watermarks, "suspicious folds" and the whackadoo bamboo forensics weren’t enough?

When are they putting LSD in the water supply?

 

[VRAMdemon]

Mike Lindell urges Dominion Voting employee to turn himself in to the authorities so that he will only have to serve 10 to 20 years.

Mike Lindell urges Dominion employee to turn himself in for "only" 10-20 years in jail

"You're disgusting and you are treasonous. You are a traitor to the United States of America," Lindell said of Dominion's Eric Coomer.

www.newsweek.com

Lindell - “Eric Coomer if I were you right now, instead of going over and making deals at Newsmax, if I were you, I’m turning myself in and turning in the whole operation,” he said, “so maybe, just maybe you get immunity and you only get to do, I dunno, ten [to] twenty years.”

Hey .. When you’re too batshit crazy for right wing news like OAN. I'm assuming that’s probably what his lawyers are counting on. Otherwise Coomer is going to own a really shitty ass pillow company.

 

[VRAMdemon]

Lol .... Trump calls Bafferts horse a "junky" ... All the while Bafferts railing against the “cancellation” of a racehorse due to the horse expressing conservative, pro-family views - Taking drugs and cheating.

Trump calls Medina Spirit a ‘junky’ after horse tests positive for betamethasone

Former President Donald Trump called Medina Spirit a “junky” on Sunday, after the Kentucky Derby winner’s trainer revealed the horse tested positive for an illegal substance.…

nypost.com

It's "junkie" moron.

So .. is Medina Spirit a junkie socialist horse the exemplifies the Liberal decadence of Biden’s America. Or is it a True Blue American horse who it being shut down by fascist liberals for exercising its god given right to take whatever medication it damn well pleases?

I think we finally see the issue that will irrevocably fracture the GOP.

 

[darkswordsman17]

When are they putting LSD in the water supply?

Nah right wingers are super into snake oil water.

I've been wondering for a while now if there might be some environmental factor at play in the rise of modern RWNJ, and I think it might be explained by something like that.

 

[VRAMdemon]

Arizona GOP dope says that the covid vaccine turns you into potted plants. If being a potted plant meant not having to put up with this moron and his ilk, I’d consider that a feature.

An Arizona GOP official made unverified claims that COVID vaccine turns people into 'potted plants'

Republican official Jim O'Connor peddled unverified claims about the COVID vaccine, claiming that some 40,000 people had turned into "human vegetables."

www.businessinsider.com.au

 

[dank69]

Arizona GOP dope says that the covid vaccine turns you into potted plants. If being a potted plant meant not having to put up with this moron and his ilk, I’d consider that a feature.

An Arizona GOP official made unverified claims that COVID vaccine turns people into 'potted plants'

Republican official Jim O'Connor peddled unverified claims about the COVID vaccine, claiming that some 40,000 people had turned into "human vegetables."

www.businessinsider.com.au

Unverified claims? That publication deserves to go bankrupt for that description.

 

[VRAMdemon]

Students for Trump co-founder gets over a year in prison for posing as lawyer

Did he act as his own lawyer? .. lol

Must have taken an online course an Trump University.

 

[VRAMdemon]

After the ongoing shameless attempt to re-write history, at the hearing on the January 6 attack on the Capitol, I’d think that many of those who signed that document may feel an even greater impetus to leave. A sample:

Congressman Andrew Clyde said “there was an undisciplined mob,” but argued that “to call it an insurrection in my opinion is a bold-faced lie.”

“Watching the TV footage of those who entered the Capitol and walked through Statuary Hall, showed people in an orderly fashion in between the stanchions and ropes taking pictures. If you didn’t know the footage was from January 6, you would actually think it was a normal tourist visit,” Clyde said. …

Riot Video Contradicts GOP Rep. Andrew Clyde's Denial Of Capitol Riot

The Georgia congressman said the insurrection is "a bold-faced lie” and likened the Jan. 6 attack to "a normal tourist visit." The video tells another story.

www.huffpost.com

A normal tourist visit where they violently crashed through barriers, broke windows and doors, called for the murder of congress people and the VP - attacked and murdered police and rioted for the overthrow of election results.

Just a field trip. This Happens every week. The grift that keeps on grifting.

Where was this douchebag on 1/6 - hiding in a closet?. Each of these traitors needs to be faced with campaign commercials using their voices over footage of what actually happened on a loop. Reject Reality, and Substitute Their Own. Gaslighting. The Republican party platform. This type of grifting just shows the coup is still in full swing.

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

Gomer's a pile.

GOP Rep. claims Capitol insurrectionists are 'political prisoners' held hostage by the government

Rep. Louie Gohmert from Texas accused the Biden administration of "silencing" Trump-supporting Americans.

www.businessinsider.com

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

And a toodledeedoo to you too.

Pastor asks for donations for congregant charged with raping girls at Christian boarding school

The pastor asked for financial aid to help two of his congregants fight "false, demonic accusations."

www.newsweek.com

 

[hal2kilo]

Gomer's a pile.

GOP Rep. claims Capitol insurrectionists are 'political prisoners' held hostage by the government

Rep. Louie Gohmert from Texas accused the Biden administration of "silencing" Trump-supporting Americans.

www.businessinsider.com

His name just seems so fitting.

 

[VRAMdemon]

Ted “50 rats in a human skin and each rat is 500 cockroaches in a rat skin” Cruz criticizes the “woke, emasculated” Army for showing an ad about a female soldier who has two mothers. He then tweets Russian Army propaganda in comparison.

Ted Cruz's Latest Tweet About The Military Has The Internet Seeing Red - The List

Ted Cruz's tweet about the U.S. military upset many as the senator implied the the nation's military is too "woke" and "emasculated" to stand against Russia.

www.thelist.com

 

[VRAMdemon]

Madison Cawthorn claims that the number one thing on his constituents’ minds is the “crisis at the border”. The border that’s 1600 miles from his constituency in North Carolina.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1395157645787422720

Lol ... Cawthorn also has also proposed making Trumps BigBeautifulWall a national monument so it can’t be torn down.

Rep. Madison Cawthorn proposes 'Donument' act, making Trump's border wall a national monument

Labeled as 'The Donument,' Rep. Madison Cawthorn, R-N.C., says turning the wall into a national monument would be the first step to completing it.

www.usatoday.com

 

[MtnMan]

Madison Cawthorn claims that the number one thing on his constituents’ minds is the “crisis at the border”. The border that’s 1600 miles from his constituency in North Carolina.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1395157645787422720

Lol ... Cawthorn also has also proposed making Trumps BigBeautifulWall a national monument so it can’t be torn down.

Rep. Madison Cawthorn proposes 'Donument' act, making Trump's border wall a national monument

Labeled as 'The Donument,' Rep. Madison Cawthorn, R-N.C., says turning the wall into a national monument would be the first step to completing it.

www.usatoday.com

No douche bag, you are the #1 concern of this constituent.