Big Bad John0394

[Wallydraigle]

Big John0394
Big John0394

Every morning at the forum, you could see him arrive.
He stood 5 foot 8, weighed 145.
Kind of skinny at the shoulders, narrow at the hip.
And everybody knew you didn't give a crap about Big John0394.

Big John0394
Big John0394
Big Bad John0394
Big John0394

Nobody seemed to know where John0394 called home
He just drifted into ATOT and stayed all alone.
He didn't say much, just one number at a time
And if you spoke at all, you'd just said "go to hell" to Big John0394
Somebody said he came from some other board,
Where he got into a fight over a some graphics card.
And a click and a clink from his badass keyboard,
Pissed off some mod and he posted no more.

Big John0394
Big John0394
Big bad John0394
Big John0394

Then came the day when the numbers started to fly,
when John0394 snapped and n00bs started crying.
Minors were praying, and hearts beat fast
and everybody thought he had neffed his last
cept' John0394.
Through the YAGT and the YACT of this man made hell,
walked a god among nefs whom ATOT knew well.
He posted more and more numbers, posted every one,
and like a dork among dorks he'll die alone, Big John0394

Big John0394
Big John0394
Big Bad John0394
Big John0394

And with all of his strength, he gave a mighty nef.
Then a lamer yelled out, "WTF?".
And 20 kiddies whined about him not being gone
now theres only one nef to ban, Big John0394.
With PMs, and bitching they tried to find a mod,
then came that rumble way down in the sod.
And as smoke and gas belched out of the Bat Cave,
everybody knew it was a well deserved grave, for Big John0394.

Big John0394
Big John0394
Big Bad John0394
Big John0394

Now they ought to close down that wortheless pit,
but they just make too much damn mula off of it.
Because of the kiddies, this we know,
'These boards have gone from suck to blow, Big John0394'

Big John0394
Big John0394
Big Bad John0394
Big John0394.

 

[Cuda1447]

*claps* Very well done.

 

[hevnsnt]

omg Wallydraigle 4 elite

 

[UsandThem]

Originally posted by: Cuda1447
*claps* Very well done.

I'd change:

He stood 5 foot 8, weighed 145.

to:

5 foot 8, weighed 345

 

[MrYAK]

ummm, meh

 

[imported_Kensai]

Hahaha.

 

[Leros]

schweet

 

[villageidiot111]

Courtesy of this poem generator.



I think John0394 should be banned.

but remember to check yourself for fleas...

and our lives will be enlivened

and dovetailed! Hark, the flea!

 

[HappyPuppy]

Damn, Dude, I think that's your best post yet. :thumbsup:

 

[shilala]

10/10.
I bow to your greatness.

 

[Wallydraigle]

Originally posted by: UsandThem

Originally posted by: Cuda1447
*claps* Very well done.

I'd change:

He stood 5 foot 8, weighed 145.

to:

5 foot 8, weighed 345

No way. That doesn't jive with the skinny little twerp image that John0394 projects here.*



*Now I have no doubt that he's actually an Olympic class body builder with 2% body fat and a 185 IQ who runs a 3:30 mile and dates two super models, but that wouldn't fit into the song.

 

[edro]

Not bad, not bad... but lirion is still a better name.

 

[Mrvile]

Cliffs?

 

[Otaking]

Wow, how long did it take you to make that? :Q

 

[CRXican]

magical

 

[squirrel dog]

Whats the story with all the helpless ones needing mods to guide their lives?

 

[Rock Hydra]

I like it.

 

[squirrel dog]

Damn , that is good . :beer:

 

[squirrel dog]

Now do the Edmund Fitzgerald . I dare ya .

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

I give you the best compliment ever:

*fine delete*

:thumbsup:

 

[Muadib]

I hate seeing talent wasted.🙁

 

[suse920]

:urine;

 

[shilala]

Did the newest ATOT Idol get banned?
I didn't see the thread where he got it.

 

[Cuda1447]

Originally posted by: shilala
Did the newest ATOT Idol get banned?
I didn't see the thread where he got it.

Wasn't a thread, was all of ATOT for a short period of time.

 

[NiKeFiDO]

well done, but i gotta say it

in before lock