AVAFREAK182
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Could you give me 10 key points of the book?
Originally posted by: jjones
Point #1: Jericho is fucked
1 Moses wuz ded, an teh Cieling Cat sed, Oh hai Joshua.2 Mah bff Mosus is ded. 🙁 Now u get ppl inna box an take em over teh Jordan an i give u land.3 Cuz Moses wuz all, i can has land? an i sed, YA RLY.4 U getz frum desrt 2 Lebanon, an frum Euphrates 2 grate See.5 No1 kin pwnz0rz joo. U n me is bffs liek Moses. 6 U is in deez pplz base, leadin em 2 promised land.7 U be all, I is strong. An I is currageous. Do alla that Lawzorz i give 2 Moses - on left, DO NOT WANT. An on rite, DO NOT WANT.8 U has book. b thinkin on teh book. An be all, I kin do alla that LOL1! Then u can has cheezburger.9 Dint i say so? U be strong. U be curragous. Dont be all, OH NOES cuz i gotchoo kthxbye." 10 An Joshua sed, LOL!11 Hey everbuddy! Ceiling Cat sez, we can has land! 12 But u Reubenite guyz n u guyz frm Gad n u half-guyz frum Mannasseh,13 Rmember we gotsta doo what Moses sed 2 do: Ceiling Cat made u sum rest n sum land, an dint eated it.14 Ur wifes n chillens getsta stay in ur land from Moses, but u guyz gotsta set up us teh bomb!15 When u dun we kin all play 2gether kk? 16 N they sed, kk.17 We followz u liek we followzed Moses. But we hopes u is bffs wit teh Cieling Cat liek Moses.18 If deys try to pewpew yous, den we kiel himz, woots Joshua!
Originally posted by: Psynaut
Haven't read it, but just guessing from what I have seen the preachers say on Sunday morning, I expect it goes something like this:
Hate gays
Hate abortions
Hate evolution
Hate non-believers
Hate the environment
Hate endagered species
Hate sex
Hate tolerance
Hate peace
Profess Love
Originally posted by: Psynaut
Haven't read it, but just guessing from what I have seen the preachers say on Sunday morning, I expect it goes something like this:
Hate gays
Hate abortions
Hate evolution
Hate non-believers
Hate the environment
Hate endagered species
Hate sex
Hate tolerance
Hate peace
Profess Love
Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Originally posted by: Psynaut
Haven't read it, but just guessing from what I have seen the preachers say on Sunday morning, I expect it goes something like this:
Hate gays
Hate abortions
Hate evolution
Hate non-believers
Hate the environment
Hate endagered species
Hate sex
Hate tolerance
Hate peace
Profess Love
LOL
Originally posted by: Psynaut
I am a clueless dork, bashing something I have no idea about, because I am useless bigot.
Originally posted by: AVAFREAK182
Could you give me 10 key points of the book?
Originally posted by: Gamingphreek
If all you guys are going to do is troll and bash a person's set of beliefs, I would ask that you keep it to yourselves.
If you have questions, I'm sure that people more than willing to talk about their beliefs, listen to yours and just talk.
OP - Is there something specific you wanted to know about the Book of Joshua? Asking what the point of an entire book in the Bible is way too much to attempt to put in a post 😉
-Kevin
Originally posted by: uhohs
Originally posted by: Psynaut
Haven't read it, but just guessing from what I have seen the preachers say on Sunday morning, I expect it goes something like this:
Hate gays
Hate abortions
Hate evolution
Hate non-believers
Hate the environment
Hate endagered species
Hate sex
Hate tolerance
Hate peace
Profess Love
gj trolling, thanks for being predictable.
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: Gamingphreek
If all you guys are going to do is troll and bash a person's set of beliefs, I would ask that you keep it to yourselves.
If you have questions, I'm sure that people more than willing to talk about their beliefs, listen to yours and just talk.
OP - Is there something specific you wanted to know about the Book of Joshua? Asking what the point of an entire book in the Bible is way too much to attempt to put in a post 😉
-Kevin
He gave you 10 points to use. Typical answer though.
I don't buy into any form of the bible we have today being the true story.
Originally posted by: Psynaut
Haven't read it, but just guessing from what I have seen the preachers say on Sunday morning, I expect it goes something like this:
Hate gays
Hate abortions
Hate evolution
Hate non-believers
Hate the environment
Hate endagered species
Hate sex
Hate tolerance
Hate peace
Profess Love
Originally posted by: Cheesetogo
Originally posted by: jjones
Point #1: Jericho is fucked
1 Moses wuz ded, an teh Cieling Cat sed, Oh hai Joshua.2 Mah bff Mosus is ded. 🙁 Now u get ppl inna box an take em over teh Jordan an i give u land.3 Cuz Moses wuz all, i can has land? an i sed, YA RLY.4 U getz frum desrt 2 Lebanon, an frum Euphrates 2 grate See.5 No1 kin pwnz0rz joo. U n me is bffs liek Moses. 6 U is in deez pplz base, leadin em 2 promised land.7 U be all, I is strong. An I is currageous. Do alla that Lawzorz i give 2 Moses - on left, DO NOT WANT. An on rite, DO NOT WANT.8 U has book. b thinkin on teh book. An be all, I kin do alla that LOL1! Then u can has cheezburger.9 Dint i say so? U be strong. U be curragous. Dont be all, OH NOES cuz i gotchoo kthxbye." 10 An Joshua sed, LOL!11 Hey everbuddy! Ceiling Cat sez, we can has land! 12 But u Reubenite guyz n u guyz frm Gad n u half-guyz frum Mannasseh,13 Rmember we gotsta doo what Moses sed 2 do: Ceiling Cat made u sum rest n sum land, an dint eated it.14 Ur wifes n chillens getsta stay in ur land from Moses, but u guyz gotsta set up us teh bomb!15 When u dun we kin all play 2gether kk? 16 N they sed, kk.17 We followz u liek we followzed Moses. But we hopes u is bffs wit teh Cieling Cat liek Moses.18 If deys try to pewpew yous, den we kiel himz, woots Joshua!
Originally posted by: Gamingphreek
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: Gamingphreek
If all you guys are going to do is troll and bash a person's set of beliefs, I would ask that you keep it to yourselves.
If you have questions, I'm sure that people more than willing to talk about their beliefs, listen to yours and just talk.
OP - Is there something specific you wanted to know about the Book of Joshua? Asking what the point of an entire book in the Bible is way too much to attempt to put in a post 😉
-Kevin
He gave you 10 points to use. Typical answer though.
I don't buy into any form of the bible we have today being the true story.
He didn't give me 10 points. He gave me 10 stereotypes that people always try to use!
-Kevin
Originally posted by: shocksyde
Do not fuck with the Jesus x 10
Originally posted by: Psynaut
Haven't read it, but just guessing from what I have seen the preachers say on Sunday morning, I expect it goes something like this:
Hate gays
Hate abortions
Hate evolution
Hate non-believers
Hate the environment
Hate endagered species
Hate sex
Hate tolerance
Hate peace
Profess Love
Originally posted by: Crono
Here's a quick outline (wrote it now, so it's not in depth, and its more than 10 points):
The Book of Joshua covers the campaign against the Canaanites and God delivering the land of Canaan into the possession of Israel.
The book starts with Joshua being instructed, guided, and encouraged by God in the duties of leading the people. Then Joshua assumes command of the people, and sends spies into the land of Jericho (chapter 2), where Rahab shelters them on the condition that her family would be spared from judgment (they agree, and she and her family are spared). In chapters 3 and 4 Israel crosses the Jordan river, the ark of the covenant preceding them. In chapter 5, all the males of Israel are circumcised (a physical sign of separation unto God), because they are the younger generation born in the wilderness that was not killed during the 40 years, and they were not circumcised.
Chapter 6 is when the conquest of Jericho takes place, when God commands Joshua to march around the city once every day, for six days, and seven times on the seventh, and the trumpets were to be blown by the priests. Joshua did so, and the great walls of Jericho (thick enough to build houses upon) were completely leveled. Chapters 7 and 8 cover the conquest of Ai. Chapter 9 covers the Gibeonites deceiving the nation of Israel into making a peace treaty with them (though the nation of Israel was at fault in not seeking God's counsel).
Chapter 10 is the record of the five kings (Kings of Jerusalem, Hebron, Jarmuth, Lachish, and Eglon) mounting an assault on Gibeon, and the LORD's response of slaying of those king's armies. The rest of the chapter covers the conquering of southern Palestine, and chapter 11 covers the conquest of northern Palestine and the defeat of the Anakim (only some remained in Gaza, Ashdod, and Gath remained after that). Chapter 12 is a list of the kings defeated by the Israelites during their conquest of the land of Canaan. Chapters 13-19 is the division of the land among the tribes. Chapter 20 covers the establishment of the six cities of refuge (sanctuary for those who committed manslaughter). Chapter 21 covers the 48 cities of the Levites (they didn't have a parcel of land for themselves, being the priestly tribe, but had cities throughout the other tribes' lands).
Chapter 22 covers the misunderstanding between the two and a half tribes and the other tribes over the alter than two and a half built. This nearly leads to war, but then it is explained by the two and a half that the altar was just for remembrance, not for use, and not meant as an act of rebellion or idolatry. In chapter 23 Joshua gives his farewell address in which he tells the people to obey God and trust Him. In chapter 24 Joshua reviews the history of Israel before the people, and they promise to obey the LORD. At the end of the chapter, Jsohua dies and is buried in Ephraim. The bones of Joseph, whose remains were brought out of Egypt to be buried in Canaan, are finally buried in Shechem.
Originally posted by: SirStev0
Originally posted by: Gamingphreek
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: Gamingphreek
If all you guys are going to do is troll and bash a person's set of beliefs, I would ask that you keep it to yourselves.
If you have questions, I'm sure that people more than willing to talk about their beliefs, listen to yours and just talk.
OP - Is there something specific you wanted to know about the Book of Joshua? Asking what the point of an entire book in the Bible is way too much to attempt to put in a post 😉
-Kevin
He gave you 10 points to use. Typical answer though.
I don't buy into any form of the bible we have today being the true story.
He didn't give me 10 points. He gave me 10 stereotypes that people always try to use!
-Kevin
Hey if it is old testament, his points were probably pretty close. Unless it was about Abraham or Dave and kicking ass.
I do not fall into the "religious" category. Don't buy it. But from a philosophical stand point, I do like the stuff Jesus had to say. He had some great idea. Too bad too many take the old testament stuff as "absolute" but the stuff JC said as a "good suggestion".
You're not supposed to sum things up so succinctly. You need to hide the hatred in a lot of archaic language. The thumpers eat that stuff up.
Originally posted by: Gamingphreek
however, every underlying principle leads back (or forward - however you look at it) to Jesus' greatest commandment to "love one another".