Bible mad libs!

[gorcorps]

Sometimes you stumble some truly great things. I believe this is one of those.

http://www.insolitology.com/games/biblelibs.htm

My first one turned out like this:

From there beloved patriot Bandito went up to Jihara. As he was walking along the road, some fuckers came out of the town and jeered at him. 'Go on up, you jizzberry!' they said. 'Go on up, you jizzberry!' He turned around, grunted at them and called down a curse on them in the name of Chuck Norris. Then two girrafes came out of the woods and mauled 42 of the fuckers.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

You have heard that it was said, 'Do not commit jizz in pants.' But I tell you that anyone who does at a woman lustfully has already committed jizz in pants with her in his vag. If your nut causes you to rock, gouge it out and throw it away.

 

[2Xtreme21]

From there Steven Segal went up to Walla Walla Washington. As he was walking along the road, some bakers came out of the town and jeered at him. 'Go on up, you douchebag!' they said. 'Go on up, you douchebag!' He turned around, screwed at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the flying spaghetti monster. Then two beavers came out of the woods and mauled 490234 of the bakers.

😀

 

[gorcorps]

At midnight the LORD struck down all the firstborn in Nigeria, from the firstborn of Bob Saget, who sat on the sham-wow, to the firstborn of the office bitch, who was in the gimp cage, and the firstborn of all the lemurs as well. Bob Saget and all his officials and all the Nigerians got up during the night, and there was loud wailing in Nigeria, for there was not a house without someone dicking around.