Dangerous New Viruses
THE GEORGE BUSH Virus... (Causes your computer to think it won the
election, even though the motherboard and fatherboard bought it.)
THE AL GORE Virus... (Causes your computer to just keep counting)
THE CLINTON Virus... (Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO memory)
THE BOB DOLE (AKA: VIAGRA) virus... (Makes a new hard drive out of an old
floppy)
THE LEWINSKY virus... (Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then
emails everyone about what it did)
THE RONALD REAGAN virus... (Saves your data, but forgets where it is
stored)
THE JESSE JACKSON virus... (Warns you constantly about illegitimate file
reproduction, while illegitimately reproducing files in the background)
THE MIKE TYSON virus... (Quits after two bytes)
THE OPRAH WINFREY virus... (Your 300 mb hard drive shrinks to 100 mb,
then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 200 mb)
THE JACK KEVORKIAN virus...(Deletes all old files)
THE PROZAC virus... (Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor
doesn't care)
THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO virus... (Only attacks minor files)
THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus... (Terminates some files, then leaves,
but will be back)
and last but not least........
THE LORENA BOBBITT virus... (Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch
floppy, then discards it through Windows)
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I appologize if this is a repost. It's the first time I've seen this forward and found it amusing 😀
