Betty Botter Bought Some Butter...

[sharkeeper]

Say this ten times at a fast rate and you could be an auctioneer.

Betty Botter bought some butter,
But, she said, the butter's bitter;
If I put it in my batter
It will make my batter bitter,
But a bit of better butter
Will make my batter better.
So she bought a bit of butter
Better than her bitter butter,
And she put it in her batter
And the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
Bought a bit of better butter.

 

[meltdown75]

Banny Banana Banned Bo Baxter

 

[GhettoPeanut]

haha. we need more twisters!

 

[Gurck]

Nice. I think Betty Banana would make for a more interesting pictorial though.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Gurck
Nice. I think Betty Banana would make for a more interesting pictorial though.

but is that a banana in your pocket?

 

[shilala]

Betty Botter bumped her buttered bucket with a big banana?

 

[aolj]

Originally posted by: shilala
Betty Botter bumped her buttered bucket with a big banana?

:laugh:

 

[mordantmonkey]

any noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster most.

 

[sharkeeper]

(From a 1970's McDonalds ad)

Choosy cheese choosers always say 'cheese please!' when they choose the cheese in the cheeseburgers at McDonald's.

I guess they all are talking about high blood pressure now...

Peter Piper pegged a pecker checker!

Alliteration is good! Nearly as fun as Onomatopoeia!

 

[WildHorse]

The big black bug bled blue blood (fast 5X)

 

[JoeKing]

Gah! My tongue!!

 

[yhelothar]

hmmm I heard one like that before that I can say it super fast...
Betty bought butter but the butter was bitter so betty bought better butter to make the bitter butter better

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
Banny Banana Banned Bo Baxter

 

[dullard]

There are many variations of this one, but I always liked it for some reason:

Bill bought a billboard.
Bill had a billboard bill.
The billboard bill bored Bill,
So Bill sold his billboard
And paid his billboard bill.
Then the billboard bill
No longer bored Bill.