Better pome: haiku or limerick? leave yours here

[glenn1]

Which is the superior art form; the limerick or the haiku?


Is 10 pounds bulk beef
if it's alternator sized?
Off Topic says no.

 

[xanis]

wow, such rage says doge
hey bro do you even lift?
purple xylophone

 

[xanis]

edit: haiku was so awesome it posted twice

 

[linuxboy]

all poems are art
Some are shitty, some are not
Form is food for thought

 

[IronWing]

There once was a bulk of beef
Of an age to make one queef
The color of spinach, nothing rhymes with spinach
To settle the stomach we reef.

 

[Theb]

There once was a girl on ATOT
she received dick pics alot
she wondered how they could pee
because most were too small to see.

 

[IronWing]

There once was a girl on ATOT
she received dick pics alot
she wondered how they could pee
because most were too small to see.

Needs another line to be a limerick.

 

[Theb]

Needs another line to be a limerick.

So many rules.

There once was a girl on ATOT
she received dick pics alot
she wondered how they could pee
because most were too small to see.
But at least IronWing was hot

 

[IronWing]

So many rules.

See? Now that was poetry.

 

[angminas]

I don't like haiku
Counting syllables is dumb
But I'm good at it

 

[jhu]

古池や蛙飛び込む水の音

 

[Scotteq]

In terms of forum rules, Haiku are superior because most limericks are unprintable. For example:

Nympho maniacal Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus
They found her (******)
In South Carolina
Her (******) turned up East of Dallas

See??? Doesn't work 😀