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[PieIsAwesome]

An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand is walking in the countryside and comes across a farmer sitting on his porch patting his dog.

He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi:
"G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?"
Kiwi: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
Dog: "Yeah, doin' all right."
Kiwi: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this bloke your owner?" (pointing at the Kiwi)
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Kiwi: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "I'm good."
Kiwi: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the kiwi)
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Kiwi: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Kiwi: (in a panic) " Don't believe a word he says, that sheep's a bloody liar.."

 

[Iron Woode]

lowercase lol for this one.

 

[reallyscrued]

6/10

 

[BoomerD]

You can do better than that...at least try with jokes that aren't older than me.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Old.

 

[schneiderguy]

8/10 :awe:

You got an extra point for making fun of new zealanders.

 

[Lifted]

Saw that one coming from a mile away unfortunately. Hard to base a punchline around the one thing kiwis are known for.

 

[olds]

old/10

 

[thepd7]

7/10, I lolled

 

[the unknown]

old/10

So you mean -10/10? BA-ZING