- Jul 12, 2001
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just watched Seinfeld the other day and the episode where a guy says-
"Hey George, the ocean called, they said they're running out of shrimp"
was on. George came up with the comeback
"Yeah well the jerk-store called and they're running out of you"
but many did not like these, here were some others-
Kramer- "Yeah well I slept with your wife"
Elaine- "Your cranium called and it said its got some space to rent"
what would your best comeback be?
mine (also serves good to yell at atheletes
- "Your mom called and she said 'YOU SUCK!'"

"Hey George, the ocean called, they said they're running out of shrimp"
was on. George came up with the comeback
"Yeah well the jerk-store called and they're running out of you"
but many did not like these, here were some others-
Kramer- "Yeah well I slept with your wife"
Elaine- "Your cranium called and it said its got some space to rent"
what would your best comeback be?
mine (also serves good to yell at atheletes